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Post by hartleyhighfan92 on Apr 19, 2020 5:17:00 GMT
Episode 15
Melissa’s house – that night
(Melissa comes home from the Shark Pool at 6:30pm, much to her mother’s dismay!)
CYNTHIA: And where the hell have you been all afternoon, Melissa?!
MELISSA: I was down at the Shark Pool with my friends, Mum. You know, Jodie, Chaka, the whole gang.
CYNTHIA: When I tell you to be home for dinner, you be home for dinner!
MELISSA: But I already ate dinner.
CYNTHIA: When I tell you to come home, Melissa Rae Brown, I mean COME HOME ON THE DOT!
MELISSA: COME HOME ON THE DOT!
CYNTHIA: STOP MOCKING ME!
MELISSA: STOP MOCKING ME!
CYNTHIA: SERIOUSLY, MELISSA! HOW OLD ARE YOU?!
*Melissa sniggers!*
CYNTHIA: OH JUST GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
*Cynthia storms into her bedroom and slams the door shut!*
MELISSA: Poor fucking diddums, Mum! Learn to take a joke!
(Melissa sits on the lounge before turning the TV on. A rerun of “The Simpsons” is seen on the screen) ***
Scheppers house – Friday morning
(Ryan and Anita are eating breakfast as Hilary comes out of the hallway carrying a suitcase)
HILARY: Now I want you both to behave yourselves while I’m in Taree this weekend.
ANITA: You know you can trust us, Mum.
HILARY: And remember what I said, Ryan. Hide the valuables in my bedroom when you guys have your friends over.
RYAN: Yes, Mum. So, who’s going to be the N.U.M in your absence?
HILARY: Normally, it would be Von. However, as she’s on long service leave, I decided to leave Stephanie Markham in charge. Terri Sullivan can go jump for all I care! Stupid wowser! *rolls her eyes*
ANITA: *whispers to Ryan* I’m surprised Mum didn’t pick Connor. God, he’s handsome!
HILARY: *sternly* I heard that, young lady!
RYAN: We’ll be fine, Mum. Don’t worry.
HILARY: I’ll see you on Sunday afternoon.
*Hilary kisses her children on the cheek before leaving the house. As soon as she drives away, Ryan and Anita look at each other and smile*
ANITA: PARTY TONIGHT!
RYAN: YEAH, NEET!
(Anita and Ryan high-five each other!) ***
Hartley High – later that morning
(During recess, the gang are talking about Chaka)
JODIE: I haven’t seen Chaka today.
ROSE: I reckon she’s chucked a sickie.
KATERINA: I feel sorry for her. It’s not an easy decision she’s making.
STEVE: She’s a nice girl.
NICK: You said it, man.
CON: There’s something we should do for her.
LACEY: What’s that, Connie?
*the gang laughs*
CON: We should throw her a party.
MELISSA: When?
CON: Well, it can’t be tonight as we’re going to Ryan and Neet’s party or tomorrow night as we’re going to the Glasshouse to watch her kick Nikki Ruark’s butt in that talent quest.
JACK: We can do it on a Sunday.
CON: Sounds good, mate. I like it.
KATERINA: She’s here.
*Chaka heads over to them*
JODIE: Hey girl. We didn’t think you were coming.
CHAKA: I’ve made my decision. I’m joining the family in Darwin.
DANIELLE: Oh, Chaka…
CHAKA: We’re leaving on Monday.
STEVE: You know what, Chaka? Are you doing anything tonight?
CHAKA: No, nothing. Why’s that?
ROSE: We’re going to Ryan and Anita’s place for a party. Wanna come?
CHAKA: Yeah, sure. Mum said I need to be with my friends before the big move.
DANIELLE: We’re always going to be friends, Chaka.
CHAKA: Thanks guys.
(they hug her) ***
Hartley High – Deloraine’s office
(With Jim away at a conference, Kylie is acting principal for the day. We soon see Southgate enter the office)
SOUTHGATE: Miss Dickson, I found THIS in Bolton’s locker! *shows her a bag of marijuana*
KYLIE: Where is he?
SOUTHGATE: Outside.
KYLIE: Send him in!
*Southgate drags Bolton inside*
KYLIE: SIT!
*Bolton does*
KYLIE: Thank you, Mr Southgate. I’ll take over from there.
*Southgate leaves the office*
KYLIE: Have you got anything to say, Bolton?!
BOLTON: It’s not mine!
KYLIE: Really?! It was found in YOUR locker!
BOLTON: But…
KYLIE: WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE SAYING THAT WORD ALL THE TIME?! YOU ARE SUSPENDED INDEFINITELY!
BOLTON: But that’s not fair!
KYLIE: INDEFINITELY, MISTER! NOW OUT!
*Bolton leaves the office in disgrace*
BOLTON: I don’t need this school anyway!
(Kylie sighs angrily) ***
Lacey’s flat
(After school, Lacey returns home when she sees a young woman coming out of the flat next door)
LACEY: Hi.
JUDY WINSLOW: Oh, hi. I don’t think we’ve met. I’m Judy Winslow.
LACEY: Lacey Jones. I haven’t seen you around before.
JUDY: I moved here earlier this week. I haven’t had the opportunity to make some friends here in Australia. I’m here to study at uni.
LACEY: Where are you from originally?
JUDY: Chicago.
LACEY: Nice. Say, I’m going to a party tonight. You interested in making some new friends?
JUDY: Sure, I’d like that. *smiles*
LACEY: Cool. I’ll come by at six to pick you up.
(Lacey and Judy smile at each other) ***
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Post by Scheppers on Apr 19, 2020 6:08:35 GMT
bye Hilary oh don't leave Markham in charge oh no Chaka's missing oh dear Bolton lol the mimicking
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Post by hartleyhighfan92 on Sept 2, 2020 13:45:29 GMT
Episode 16
Shark Pool – later that afternoon
(Scott and Kelly are hanging out at the Shark Pool)
SCOTT: Can you believe Lindsay dumped me?!
KELLY: I can. Long distance relationships never work out.
SCOTT: But to dump me for Tommy D?! That’s fucked up!
KELLY: Stop moping about Lindsay Wagner, Scott! She’s a slut anyway!
SCOTT: Where did you pick up such filthy language, Kelly Erickson?!
KELLY: From Mum and Dad. *laughs*
SCOTT: Don’t let them hear you say that! *laughs*
*A woman wearing cowgirl gear enters the Shark Pool*
LURLEEN LUMPKIN: Excuse me?
*Scott stares at Lurleen and blushes*
SCOTT: She’s hot, Kel!
KELLY: Scott, she looks 25!
LURLEEN: I need directions to Newcastle. Can you tell me the quickest way to get there?
*Scott walks over to her*
SCOTT: I’ll be at your service, Miss…uh…
LURLEEN: Lumpkin. Lurleen Lumpkin. Nice to meet you, sugar.
SCOTT: Scott Erickson and this is my sister, Kelly. *points to Kelly*
LURLEEN: Listen, I don’t have to be in Newcastle until a few days from now. Would you mind showing me around the town?
SCOTT: Of course, Lurleen. Kelly and I would love to, won’t we, Kell?
KELLY: Certainly.
(Scott and Kelly lead Lurleen outside) ***
Pelesasa House
(Mary is getting lectured by her mother, Teuila)
TEUILA: Failing Maths, Mary?! Are you serious?!
MARY: I don’t like it, Mum! It’s stupid!
TEUILA: I expect you to do better in your subjects! *in Samoan* Do you understand me, Mary?!
MARY: *in Samoan* Yes.
TEUILA: You’re lucky I don’t give you se lafi, teine!
*the door knocks*
TEUILA: *in Samoan* Wait until your father gets home!
*Teuila opens the door to find Jodie standing there*
TEUILA: Ah, Jodie! How are you, lovely?
JODIE: Hi, Mrs Pelesasa. Is Mary home? I’m here to pick her up.
TEUILA: Oh, is Mary going somewhere with you?
JODIE: Just to the movies.
TEUILA: Ah, fair enough. I want her back home by 11.
JODIE: Okay, Mrs Pelesasa.
*Mary leaves the house before kissing Teuila on the cheek*
MARY: *in Samoan* Bye, Mother.
TEUILA: Have fun, girls. *closes the front door*
JODIE: You excited about tonight, girl?
MARY: Oh, yes indeed!
(Jodie and Mary get inside a car driven by Nick which then drives off) ***
Scheppers House – that night
(Ryan and Anita’s party is in full swing)
MELANIE: Great party, Neet!
ANITA: Thanks, Mel!
STEVE: The song is lit!
*Lacey arrives with Judy Winslow*
LACEY: Hey everyone!
RYAN: Lacey! I’m so glad you came!
*Lacey hugs Ryan, then Anita*
LACEY: Guys, I’d like you to meet my new friend Judy Winslow. She’s new in town.
JUDY: Nice to meet you all!
ANITA: I’m Anita Scheppers and this is my brother, Ryan – your party hosts for this evening.
JUDY: Ah, nice.
*Lacey then introduces Judy to the rest of the Hartley crew*
LACEY: And that’s Steve Wiley, Nick Poulos, Con Bordino, Katerina Ioannou, Jack Tran, Rose Malouf, Chaka Cardenes, Melanie Black, Danielle Miller – we call her Dani, Tiegan Brook, Mai Hem…
JUDY: Mai Hem? What a cool name!
MAI: You think so? *smiles*
JUDY: I know so. *smiles back*
LACEY: And that’s Jodie Cooper aka the best singer at Hartley High. Next to her is Mary Pelesasa, who is also a good singer at her local church.
JUDY: How nice.
CON: So, what school do you go to, Jude?
JUDY: Don’t call me “Jude”, buster. Judy will do just fine, cutie.
*Con blushes*
CON: *to Nick* She called me “cutie”, Nick!
NICK: Don’t get ahead of yourself, mate.
JUDY: I’m a uni student. I’ll be studying a Bachelor of Social Work. I’m hoping to become a social worker one day.
ROSE: That is so cool!
JUDY: Is there any alcohol at this party? This girl needs a drink!
RYAN: Ah, there’s some in the cooler out back or in the fridge.
STEVE: Hell yeah!
*Scott and Kelly enter*
SCOTT: Sorry we’re late.
KELLY: We had business to tend to.
ANITA: I’m just glad you came.
*Kelly and Anita hug*
CHAKA: Where’s Melissa? I thought she would’ve been here by now.
*A few minutes later, Melissa arrives wearing a slinky dress*
MELISSA: I’m here!
ANITA: Oh thank god! Now the party has really livened up! *laughs* ***
Scheppers House – later
(By 10:30pm, more people have turned up to the party. We see everyone dancing, standing around talking to each other or sitting down)
DANIELLE: *drunkenly* I need a sundae from Maccas!
STEVE: Someone get Danielle Miller a sundae!
NICK: She don’t need a sundae, mate. She needs some water.
DANIELLE: *drunkenly* Oh, shut the fuck up!
JODIE: OI! Danielle, snap the fuck out of it!
DANIELLE: *drunkenly* Jodie? Is that you, Jodie?
*Anita rolls her eyes at some of their behaviour!*
ANITA: Ryan, they’re acting like drunken yobbos!
RYAN: Loosen up, Neet. It’s a party!
*As Ryan goes over to talk to Steve, Tiegan approaches Anita*
TIEGAN: Neet, I need to tell you something.
ANITA: What is it, Tiegz?
TIEGAN: In private.
*Anita and Tiegan go outside the backyard*
ANITA: What’s the matter?
TIEGAN: It’s Mai. She just told me something really disturbing.
ANITA: What?
TIEGAN: She reckons, I’m not sure if this is true or not, I’m just going by what she told me. She reckons that she overheard one of the guys say something about planning on getting a girl pregnant at the party.
ANITA: Was it one of our friends?
TIEGAN: No. Some guy named Chris Quinn. I just thought I’d give you a heads up.
*Anita looks concerned*
It turns out that Mai was correct. We see Chris Quinn trying to chat up Melissa!
CHRIS: You’re fucking hot!
MELISSA: Look, I’m not interested!
*As Melissa goes to walk away, Chris grabs her by the wrist!*
CHRIS: Listen here, you fucking bitch! I always get what I want and what I want is for you to be a good little slut and do as you’re told!
*Chris tries to put his hands underneath Melissa’s dress, but Lacey sees this!*
LACEY: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?!
*Chris shits himself!*
CHRIS: I was only…
*Lacey stands in front of Melissa to protect her!*
LACEY: SHE FUCKING SAID “NO”, YOU SLEAZE BAG! NOW FUCK OFF!
CHRIS: Maybe I’ll fuck YOU instead, bitch!
*As Chris attempts to grab Lacey, she headbutts him in the face!*
LACEY: I SAID FUCK OFF!
MELISSA: That’s what you get, you fucking prick!
*Ryan and some of the boys race over*
RYAN: What happened?
MELISSA: This creep tried to sexually assault me! *points at Chris*
CON: RIGHT! STEVO! NICK! GRAB HIM!
STEVE: Come on, you gutless wonder!
*Steve and Nick drag Chris outside as Ryan and Con follow!*
LACEY: You alright?
MELISSA: Thanks, Lacey. I don’t know what would’ve happened if you hadn’t come along.
*Lacey puts her arm around Melissa as a drunk Judy starts dancing with the other party guests*
JUDY: *singing* Every little step I take! WOO HOO!
JACK: Rose, let’s go somewhere in private…
ROSE: Sure.
*Jack and Rose go into the spare room and start making out!*
ROSE: I love you, Jack!
JACK: I love you too, Rose!
*We then see Mai talking to Melissa and Lacey*
MAI: Are you fucking serious?!
MELISSA: Yep. That creep tried to rape me.
MAI: He was going to get you pregnant! I overheard him boast that he was going to get a random girl pregnant!
LACEY: That’s fucked up! Well, he didn’t get a girl pregnant after all!
MELISSA: Because Nick, Con, Ryan and Steve are giving him an arse kicking!
MAI: DIDDUMS! It’s all he deserves!
*Nick, Con, Ryan and Steve return*
STEVE: Don’t worry about that bastard, Mel! He won’t be coming back any time soon!
MELISSA: Thanks for beating him up for me. I appreciate you guys.
NICK: No one fucks with our friends, especially the female ones.
CON: Say, let’s continue to have a good time.
LACEY: I’m down for that!
MELISSA: Me too!
(The party resumes as “All You Have to Do” by Boy Krazy plays into the end credits) ***
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Post by Scheppers on Sept 2, 2020 13:56:33 GMT
Loved the party, hi Lurleen OMG the ending!
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Post by hartleyhighfan92 on Nov 2, 2020 14:00:57 GMT
Episode 17
Scheppers House – Saturday morning
(Ryan and Anita are cleaning everything up after last night’s party)
ANITA: Well, that was certainly a party to remember, wasn’t it?
RYAN: It wasn’t that bad, Neet. We taught that jerk a lesson for trying to sexually assault Melissa.
ANITA: True. Then Lacey’s friend, Judy, I think her name is, started swinging around on the ceiling fan! Oh my god! *laughs*
RYAN: She was pretty drunk last night, just like most of us.
ANITA: I didn’t drink that much, Ryan. Still, I’m glad Lacey was able to headbutt that prick AND introduce us to Judy Winslet.
RYAN: Winslow.
ANITA: Same horse, different jockey. *rolls her eyes*
RYAN: We still have to go and see Jodie perform at the Glasshouse tonight. I hope she wipes the floor with that Nikki Ruark hack!
ANITA: She’s not a hack. She’s a fucking diddums that’s got the voice of a dying seal!
*Ryan cracks up laughing!*
ANITA: What? *tries not to laugh herself*
RYAN: Dying seal! That’s a classic!
*Anita clears up the empty bottles and cans before disposing of them in the recycle bin outside*
RYAN: Got any plans today?
ANITA: Apart from tonight, I’m not doing a thing today! I’m having a big rest!
RYAN: I might go and see Nick and Con down at the Shark Pool.
ANITA: Suit yourself.
(Ryan heads to his bedroom as Anita lays on the couch in the living room) ***
Shopping Centre
(Lacey and Melissa are hanging out at the local shopping centre)
MELISSA: Thanks for last night.
LACEY: No problem, Melissa. I wasn’t going to let that arsehole put his hands on you.
MELISSA: I don’t think we’ll be seeing Chris Quinn in town any time soon. *laughs*
LACEY: Good fucking riddance! Oh, I found out something earlier on too.
MELISSA: What?
LACEY: It turns out that Chris Quinn got expelled from Waverley College for sexually harassing a teacher’s aide.
MELISSA: A registered sex offender in the making! Gross! *pulls a disgusted face*
LACEY: You excited for tonight?
MELISSA: I sure am! I can’t wait for Jodie to wipe the floor with that no talent hussy!
LACEY: So, what was Echo Point like?
MELISSA: It was a good school, but I had to deal with bitches like Shelley Radcliffe on a daily basis!
LACEY: Sounds like trouble.
MELISSA: You’re telling me! Oh, my friend Edwina Amadio is coming to the Glasshouse tonight. You’ll like her. She’s nice. *smiles*
LACEY: Edwina Amadio…
MELISSA: I know what you’re going to say. “I thought you hated her.” No, I don’t. Shelley Radcliffe, the mentally deranged fucktard, caused us to fight.
LACEY: I reckon I’d pound Shelley no problem!
MELISSA: With your height, that’s easy!
*Lacey laughs before her and Melissa high-five*
Meanwhile, Steve is at the bus stop outside the shopping centre when he notices a young woman (played by Josephine Mitchell) crying.
STEVE: Excuse me, Miss? Are you okay?
ZARA MCDERMOTT: My boyfriend just dumped me over the phone. *sobs*
STEVE: I’m so sorry. That has to suck.
ZARA: I gave him the best two years of my life and he wants to dump me for some Tempany Deckert lookalike!
STEVE: He could’ve at least told you face to face.
ZARA: I reckon! And then I find out he was cheating on me behind my back with this slut!
*Steve gives Zara a tissue to wipe her tears with*
ZARA: Thanks.
STEVE: I don’t like to see anyone get upset, especially over some creep.
ZARA: You’re too sweet. What was your name?
STEVE: Wiley. Steve Wiley.
ZARA: Zara McDermott.
*Zara’s bus comes*
ZARA: Oh, there’s my bus. It was lovely meeting you, Steve. Thanks again.
STEVE: No worries. *smiles*
*Zara gets on the bus and waves at Steve as it drives away*
STEVE: *thinking to himself* And here’s my bus!
(Steve gets on the bus) ***
Shark Pool
(Ryan, Nick and Con are talking)
NICK: Last night was epic!
CON: And tonight’s going to be even more epic, mate!
RYAN: Who’s looking forward to seeing Jodie kick Nikki Ruark’s butt on the stage?
NICK: All of Hartley High. *laughs*
CON: Even some Hartley Heights students hate Nikki’s singing.
RYAN: Can’t say I blame them.
*Steve enters*
STEVE: Sorry I’m late guys.
NICK: We weren’t counting the time, man. The bus late?
STEVE: That, and I helped a young woman.
RYAN: Nice.
CON: What did you do, Stevo? Help her move house? *laughs*
STEVE: Very funny, Con! No, she was upset because her boyfriend dumped her over the phone and I comforted her.
RYAN: Legend, man.
NICK: I just hope that scumbag doesn’t show his ugly face!
CON: You mean Chris the arsehole?
NICK: Him. I hope the beating we gave him was enough for him to never mess with our female friends!
STEVE: Too right!
RYAN: Who wants some Pepsi’s? My shout.
STEVE: Yeah sure, man. *smiles*
NICK: Me!
CON: Instead of Pepsi, I’ll have Dr Pepper.
RYAN: Consider it done.
(the boys fist bump one another) ***
Jodie’s – that afternoon
(Jodie is trying on outfits to wear for the singing contest and is asking for advice from the girls)
JODIE: Does black make me look like a goth?
KATERINA: The dress does, Jodes.
*Jodie throws the dress back in her wardrobe before pulling out a striped backless shirt with blue jeans*
JODIE: How about this?
ROSE: I reckon it would go with those black platform boots.
JODIE: Okay. I’ll put this in the pile over there. *puts the clothes on the chair*
DANIELLE: Anyone got a Panadol? I’m still a bit hungover.
JODIE: Bathroom cabinet.
*Danielle goes there*
JODIE: What do you girls think of this outfit?
*Jodie pulls out a blue dress with pink flowers on it*
CHAKA: That’s an alright outfit.
KATERINA: Let’s be honest, Jodes. Dresses aren’t you.
*Jodie rolls her eyes before putting the dress back in her wardrobe*
JODIE: Alright, the backless shirt and jeans it is.
*Rose checks her phone*
ROSE: Oh, Jodie. Take a look at this.
*Rose shows Jodie a status that Nikki put up just a few seconds ago on her social media page*
JODIE: “Tonight’s the night I outsing that dirty slut from Hartley High – Jodie Cooper, you’ll never hold a candle to me! Good luck when I’m crowned the winner tonight, sweetie.” OH, THAT IS IT!
*Danielle returns at that moment*
DANIELLE: What did I miss?
JODIE: Nikki Ruark is talking shit!
DANIELLE: Don’t let her get to you, Jodie. This is just her trying to psych you out.
ROSE: Yeah.
JODIE: I won’t let that fuckwit get the better of me! Well, she’s opened up a can of worms and by the time I’m finished with her, she’ll be eating worms!
CHAKA: That’s right!
JODIE: Ladies, it’s time to get ready!
(Chaka, Rose, Danielle and Katerina help Jodie get ready for the big night)
***
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Post by Scheppers on Nov 2, 2020 14:12:12 GMT
Nikki Raurk is a fucking diddums lol hi Jo Mitchell OH GOD the ending!
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Post by hartleyhighfan92 on Nov 9, 2020 13:37:13 GMT
Episode 18
The Glasshouse – Hotel Steyne, Manly – that night
(Jodie arrives with Rose, Chaka, Katerina and Danielle in tow)
JODIE: How do I look, ladies?
KATERINA: You look fabulous, Jodie!
JODIE: I couldn’t have done this without your help. Now, I just have to wait for the others to arrive.
*Jodie and the girls enter the premises and find Nick, Con, Steve and Jack sitting at a table*
NICK: Oh, look at this smoking hot chick!
JODIE: I take it you love the outfit?
NICK: I sure do, especially as I’m in love with the person who’s wearing it.
*Jodie and Nick kiss*
CHAKA: Has skank features showed up yet?
STEVE: Who? Nikki? Haven’t seen her yet.
ROSE: Probably bailed at the last second.
CON: That’s because she sucks!
DANIELLE: You said it, Con!
*they all laugh as Nikki and two of her friends, Sienna and Janice, enter*
NIKKI: Well, well! If it isn’t Jodie Cooper herself!
JODIE: Get ready to be embarrassed, Nikki Ruark!
SIENNA: It’ll be the other way round, you sloppy seconds slag!
JODIE: Why, hello there, Sienna Barnes. Sucked any guys off lately?!
*Sienna looks aghast!*
JANICE: You can’t talk to her like that!
DANIELLE: Shut the fuck up, Janice Phelps! Least I don’t have to ask Mummy and Daddy’s permission to go out!
*The Hartley gang roar in laughter*
NIKKI: Ladies, let’s go!
*Nikki glares at Jodie before herself, Sienna and Janice storm off*
KATERINA: I wonder where Donna and Tess are?
CHAKA: Knowing Nikki Ruark, she probably used and abused them.
*We see Lacey arrive with Judy Winslow*
LACEY: Hey guys! Hope you don’t mind me bringing Judy.
JODIE: Of course not. The more the merrier.
*Lacey hugs everyone in the group as Judy does the same*
JUDY: This place looks packed.
CON: It’s always good to come here early.
JACK: Oh, there’s Melissa!
*Melissa arrives with Edwina Amadio and Edwina’s boyfriend Zac Brennan (played by Jessica Napier and Martin Henderson respectively)*
MELISSA: Guys, I’d like you to meet my best friend from Echo Point, Edwina Amadio.
EDWINA: Nice to meet you all! Oh, this is my boyfriend, Zac Brennan.
ZAC: Hello. *shakes hands with the guys*
STEVE: Steve Wiley, mate. And this is Nick Poulos, Con Bordino and Jack Tran.
MELISSA: And the girls are Chaka Cardenes, Katerina Ioannou, Danielle Miller, Rose Malouf, Lacey Jones and Hartley High’s very own singing sensation, Jodie Cooper.
ZAC: I hope tonight is going to be fun.
JODIE: Oh, trust me. Once I beat that bitch Nikki Ruark, victory is going to be all too sweet! *laughs* ***
In another part of the bar, two sisters Wendy Pearson (played by Annie Byron) and Louise Cook (played by Susan Lyons) are talking.
WENDY: You look rather nice, Lulu.
LOUISE: Oh, thank you, Wendy. But in all honesty, you look nicer than me.
WENDY: Nonsense, darling. We both look good for our age.
LOUISE: I’m actually kind of glad Chelsea wanted to enter this talent quest with your Jakey.
WENDY: Jake’s always had a gift for singing. Even as a baby he would hum to the music. *laughs*
LOUISE: Chelsea didn’t start until she could learn how to talk. I just love how close they are. Not many cousins are close with each other.
*We see Jake Pearson and Chelsea Cook approach their mothers*
JAKE: How do I look, Mum?
WENDY: You look handsome as always, darling.
LOUISE: Chelsea, what did you do with your hair?
CHELSEA: It’s a bouncy blow dry, Mother. You always tell me to look my best.
LOUISE: And that you do, sweetheart. Well, you two better head off and practice.
JAKE: You’re right, Aunty Louise. Chels and I have to scout the competition. *laughs*
CHELSEA: Oh, Jake! *rolls her eyes before laughing*
WENDY: Well, get a move on, you two. We’d like to get on the grog.
*Jake and Chelsea leave*
LOUISE: Where on earth of Mei Lin? She’s supposed to be here by now.
WENDY: Probably running late. Oh, wait. I can see her coming now.
*Wendy and Louise’s friend, Mei Lin Ng (played by Grace Parr) arrive*
MEI LIN: Wendy! Lulu! I’m here!
WENDY: Mei Lin, darling! It’s so good to see you!
*Mei Lin gives Wendy a hug and kiss on the cheek*
LOUISE: Oh, you are looking so fabulous! Come here, beautiful.
*Mei Lin kisses Louise on the cheek before hugging her as well*
MEI LIN: I’m looking forward to getting on the booze tonight!
WENDY: Perfect night for a ladies night, wouldn’t you say?
MEI LIN: Oh, definitely!
LOUISE: Here’s to a great friend and the best sister ever.
*they clink their glasses together*
WENDY, LOUISE and MEI LIN: Cheers!
Elsewhere in the hotel, Jodie is going over her song lyrics when Nikki tries winding her up again.
NIKKI: I wouldn’t waste my time if I were you, Jodie. We all know who will win this contest – me!
JODIE: Nikki, I’m trying to practice. Can you piss off?
NIKKI: Can’t handle the competition, sweetie? Oh, too bad!
*Chelsea and Jake notice this and immediately go over*
CHELSEA: Stop hassling her, alright!
NIKKI: Who asked you?!
JAKE: We both are. Leave her alone.
*Nikki shakes her head in disbelief before she storms back to where she was sitting with Sienna and Janice*
JODIE: Thanks for that.
CHELSEA: No problem. I see you’re entering the contest too.
JODIE: Are you as well?
CHELSEA: Yeah. Me and my favourite cousin are quite the singing duet. *laughs*
JODIE: Nice. I’m Jodie Cooper.
CHELSEA: I’m Chelsea Cook and this is…
JAKE: Her cousin, Jake Pearson. Say, have you got a boyfriend?
JODIE: Yes, I do. He’s sitting over there.
*Jake looks over and sees Nick blowing kisses at Jodie*
JAKE: *to himself* Damn!
JODIE: Good luck tonight, guys.
CHELSEA: Same to you. *smiles* ***
Glasshouse – 9:00pm
(The talent quest is about to start. Mary Pelesasa, Mai, Melanie, Tiegan, Scott, Kelly and a few other Hartley High crew are at one end of the room, while Nikki’s supporters are on the opposite end.)
SCOTT: The atmosphere looks tense.
TIEGAN: I don’t think that’s the case, Scotty Boy.
SCOTT: Why’s that, Tiegan?
MELANIE: Some of Nikki’s supporters don’t look too happy to be supporting her. It’s so obvious!
*Nick and the rest of the gang look over*
NICK: Hey, she’s right.
STEVE: I bet Nikki’s going first. I’m calling it now.
DANIELLE: You’re normally right about these things.
*We see a shot of Josh Anderson, Lucas Chan, Stephanie Mboto, Alison Patterson and her friends, Tracey Turner and her friends, who’ve come down from Wollongong, Michael and Jo Langley, Riggot Varu, Leon Longbottom and the rest of the Civic High mob, Vivienne Roberts and her sisters, Sue Daley, Jill Rice, Helen Cook and Supatra Prasert in the crowd, making brief cameo appearances*
ROSE: At least Jodie’s got supporters who genuinely are supporting her.
NICK: That’s true.
FEMALE VOICE: Can I have your attention everyone for just a moment please?
*We see a woman (played by Lorrae Desmond) up on the stage*
MARGE: Good evening everyone, I’m Marge Green, the MC of tonight’s talent quest here in the Glasshouse.
*As Marge is speaking, Ryan and Anita arrive and greet the Hartley gang*
ANITA: Sorry we’re late, guys. Mum rang and we almost missed the 8:15 bus.
LACEY: You just made it.
RYAN: That’s good then. *smiles*
MARGE: Now, first up is a young woman from Hartley Heights. She will be singing a classic hit by Sheena Easton. Here’s Nikki Ruark.
STEVE: Told you she’d be first.
*Nikki goes on the stage to very few claps. Soon, the music starts to play*
NIKKI: *singing* He said, "Baby, what's wrong with you? Why don't you use your imagination Nations go to war over women like you, it's just a form of appreciation Come on over here, lay your clothes on the chair Now let the lace fall across your shoulder Standing in the half light, you're almost like her So take it slow like your daddy told you Strut pout, put it out, that's what you want from women Come on baby, what'cha taking me for Strut pout, cut it out, all taking and no giving Watch me baby while I walk out the door
*Wendy, Louise and Mei Lin critique Nikki’s performance*
WENDY: God, she’s woeful!
LOUISE: Even a lions roar sounds much more relaxing than this tone deaf loser!
MEI LIN: She is no Sheena Easton! She stinks like dog poop!
NIKKI: *singing* Strut pout, put it out, that's what you want from women Come on baby, what'cha taking me for Strut pout, cut it out, all taking and no giving Watch me baby while I walk out the door Strut pout, put it out!
*Sienna and Janice start clapping, while the other patrons (even Nikki’s own supporters!) hardly clap for her!*
MARGE: Uh…Nikki Ruark everyone.
*Nikki gets off the stage*
MARGE: Next up, we have a singer from Collaroy Beach.
After the next two performances, Marge gets back on stage.
MARGE: Next up is our fourth act of the evening. She’s an aspiring musician and is proud to represent Hartley High. Let’s hear it for Jodie Cooper!
*Jodie gets on the stage to a huge cheer and applause. Sienna and Janice start booing and hissing*
LACEY: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU LOOSE SKANK!
*Sienna pulls a face in Lacey’s direction as Janice rolls her eyes*
ANITA: You tell them, Lacey.
*We see Yola, Ronnie, Christina, Kylie, Southgate and a few other Hartley High teachers sitting at a table*
RONNIE: I wonder what Jodie will be singing.
YOLA: Knowing her, it’ll be something good.
SOUTHGATE: I wouldn’t be surprised if she sung one of her own songs.
*The music starts as Jodie prepares to sing “Outside These Walls”*
JODIE: *singing* Life goes on outside these walls Did I really hear you calling Was it just the flowers growing Down the beach the waves come in I hear whispers in my ear But it's just the papers blowing I am floating now upstream I feel naked like a candle And my life is but a dream And the lights turn blue and green Someone's shouting in the street But it's just the sound of music Is it true what people say You can never run away I'll come back again someday Find that everything has changed There will be no sense in waiting As the wheel turns round and round Feet don't even touch the ground I feel that I've been here forever And I'm sick and tired of waiting Like I'm looking down a tunnel We're all doing time together Together, yeah!
*everyone cheers loudly and applauds Jodie. The Hartley gang start chanting her name*
JODIE: Thank you all!
*Jodie gets off the stage before hugging her friends*
NICK: You were amazing, babe!
JODIE: You really think so?
DANIELLE: We know so, Jodie. You killed it.
WENDY: She’s absolutely right, love. You had the crowd, including myself and these two ladies, at the palm of your hand.
JODIE: Still, there’s quite a few more performances to go.
As the night continues, Marge gets back on the stage to announce the final act.
MARGE: Here are our final participants for the evening. These two are cousins, but family say they’re like brother and sister. From the heart of Sydney, give it up for Jake Pearson and Chelsea Cook!
*The crowd cheer loudly as Jake and Chelsea get on the stage. Soon, the music starts to play*
CHELSEA: *singing* When the world, leaves you feeling blue You can count on me, I will be there for you
JAKE: *singing* When it seems, all your hopes and dreams Are a million miles away, I will re-assure you
JAKE and CHELSEA: *together* We've got to all stick together Good friends, there for each other Never ever forget that I've got you and you've got me, so Reach for the stars Climb every mountain higher Reach for the stars Follow your heart's desire Reach for the stars And when that rainbow's shining over you That's when your dreams will all come true
JAKE: *singing* There's a place waiting just for you It’s a special place where your dreams all come true
CHELSEA: *singing* Fly away, swim the ocean blue Drive that open road, leave the past behind you
JAKE and CHELSEA: *together* Don't stop gotta keep moving Your hopes, gotta keep building Never ever forget that I've got you and you've got me, so Reach for the stars Climb every mountain higher Reach for the stars Follow your heart's desire Reach for the stars And when that rainbow's shining over you That's when your dreams will all come true
*the crowd erupts in cheers*
WENDY: It’ll close between our kids and that Jodie Cooper, don’t you agree, Lulu?
LOUISE: Oh, it’ll be close, alright.
MEI LIN: What are your plans after this, ladies?
WENDY: Might go to Manly Leagues Club. There’s a band playing there.
MEI LIN: Sounds good. ***
11:00pm
(Marge gets back on the stage to announce the winners)
MARGE: We are going to announce the three winners of tonight’s talent quest. In 3rd place, we have Donna Burke with her cover of “Let’s Hear it For the Boy”
*everyone applauds as Donna Burke gets on the stage*
MARGE: In 2nd place, we have Jake Pearson and Chelsea Cook with their song “Reach”.
*everyone applauds loudly*
LOUISE: I can’t believe they got 2nd.
WENDY: I reckon I know who’s going to win it. Well, both of our kids faced tough competition.
LOUISE: True.
MARGE: And in 1st place, this was a very close result with two points separating them and the 2nd place winners. Let’s hear it for Jodie Cooper with “Outside These Walls!”
*the crowd erupts in cheers as Jodie races up to the stage*
ANITA: WAY TO GO, JODES!
NICK: That’s my girl!
STEVE: ON YA, JODIE!
*Nikki looks like she’s about to blow a gasket!*
JANICE: You were amazing, Nikki! Don’t let some dumb talent quest stop you from achieving your dreams!
SIENNA: She’s right, you know.
NIKKI: This FUCKING SUCKS!
*Nikki storms away with her two friends in tow!*
LACEY: What’s the matter, Nikki? Embarrassed?
CON: Suck it up, Ruark! You lost! Go home! Move along!
SIENNA: Shut the fuck up, you Wog prick!
KATERINA: Hey, bitch! Why don’t you go fuck some random guy off the streets?! We all know that’s what you’re good for, Sienna the Slut!
*Perri Lawe happens to walk past*
PERRI: Did someone just say Sienna?
KATERINA: I did.
MARY: Sienna Barnes aka the slut of Hartley Heights.
PERRI: Wait a fucking minute! I remember you! You fucked Heath Carroll behind my back!
*Sienna shits herself!*
SIENNA: Oh god! Look, I swear he came on to me…
PERRI: You’re a dead woman walking!
*Perri chases Sienna out of the Glasshouse!*
JANICE: You people are so immature.
MELISSA: Bye, sore losers. Have fun on the train ride home.
NIKKI: I HATE YOU ALL!
*Nikki storms off with Janice right behind her!*
MAI: Poor fucking diddums!
TIEGAN: Serves you right, bitches!
*Jodie races back to her friends*
JODIE: I did it!
ROSE: Congratulations, Jodes.
DANIELLE: You made Nikki Ruark eat her words!
JODIE: I’m glad you guys were able to support me.
*Jodie hugs them all as Jake and Chelsea approach her*
CHELSEA: Congratulations, Jodie. The right person won.
JODIE: You guys were awesome out there.
JAKE: Hey, who wants to come to that ice cream place with us? My shout.
JODIE: Guys, still in the mood to celebrate?
STEVE: Hell yeah!
CHELSEA: Mum, did you, Aunty Wendy and Mei Lin want to come with?
LOUISE: No, love. We’re going to the Manly Leagues Club to check out a band.
JAKE: We’ll meet you back there.
*As everyone leaves, Nick puts his arm around Jodie*
NICK: You make me so proud; you know that?
JODIE: I already knew that, Nick. *smiles*
NICK: Let’s share the ice cream together.
JODIE: I like the sound of that idea.
(Nick and Jodie kiss) ***
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Post by Scheppers on Nov 9, 2020 13:47:57 GMT
Oh the talent quest! LOL DIDDUMS Nikki you lost get over it lol shut up Janice! hi Lorrae loved the ending and Jodie's song!
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Post by hartleyhighfan92 on Jul 31, 2021 12:11:55 GMT
Episode 19
Lacey’s flat – Sunday morning
(Lacey has invited Mary Margaret Lopez, played by Katarina Baltar, over)
LACEY: You missed out on a great rage last night, Mary Margarita.
MARY MARGARET: Sorry, but getting pleased by one of the Sydney Roosters promising players was SO worth staying home. *laughs*
LACEY: I know this is a personal question, but how long have you been sexually active?
MARY MARGARET: Believe it or not, for over a year.
LACEY: Wow! I thought…
MARY MARGARET: Please, I’m not like my cousin Regine Santos, who’s been fucking guys since she was 14!
LACEY: I don’t think I know her.
MARY MARGARET: You don’t. She lives in Yabbie Creek, up the coast. Dresses like a complete slut, too!
LACEY: The town tramp! *laughs*
MARY MARGARET: Then, there’s Judith Marques, who lives in Burrigan – she actually came to Hartley on a student exchange one year, but I was living in Melbourne at the time – don’t ask why. *laughs* Then there’s Angie Martins, who has a haircut similar to Dora the fucking Explorer! Other than that, she’s rather cool.
LACEY: Angie?
MARY MARGARET: Short for Angelica.
LACEY: Right. I’m glad you came over when you did, Mary Margaret. I have to go to the Shark Pool this afternoon for Chaka’s farewell. She’s moving to Darwin.
MARY MARGARET: Send her my regards.
LACEY: I will. ***
Melissa’s house
(Cynthia is lecturing Melissa for coming home at three in the morning)
CYNTHIA: I DON’T GIVE A FUCK IF IT’S THE WEEKEND! WHEN I TELL YOU TO BE HOME AT FUCKING MIDNIGHT, IT’S EXACTLY FUCKING THAT!
MELISSA: OH, STOP HAVING A FUCKING DIDDUMS, MUM! GOD, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO ALWAYS OVERREACT?!
CYNTHIA: DON’T GET FUCKING SMART WITH ME, MELISSA RAE BROWN! YOU ARE SKATING ON THIN ICE AS IT IS!
MELISSA: *mocking* THIN ICE AS IT IS!
CYNTHIA: STOP MOCKING ME, FOR FUCK SAKE!
MELISSA: STOP MOCKING ME, FOR FUCK SAKE!
CYNTHIA: RIGHT!
*Cynthia grabs Melissa’s Super Nintendo before smashing it with a hammer!*
MELISSA: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
CYNTHIA: I’M TIRED OF YOUR DISRESPECT, MELISSA RAE FUCKING BROWN! LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YOU!
MELISSA: FINE! THEN, I’LL DESTROY SOMETHING OF YOURS!
*Melissa goes into Cynthia’s bedroom and throws her jewellery box down the garbage chute!*
CYNTHIA: GIVE ME MY FUCKING JEWELS BACK!
MELISSA: WELL, YOU’RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO GET THEM BACK, AREN’T YOU?!
*Cynthia storms outside!*
MELISSA: STUPID SLUNT! ***
Prince of Wales Hospital – Randwick
(Lisa Wiley, played by Kerry-Ella McAullay, and who happens to be Steve’s adoptive mother, is finishing her rounds when the Director of Nursing, Magdalene "Maggie" Waenga approaches her)
MISS WAENGA: Sister Wiley?
LISA: Yes, Miss Waenga?
MISS WAENGA: Could I see you in my office, please?
*Lisa heads into Magdalene’s office*
LISA: What’s the problem?
MISS WAENGA: You’ve done nothing wrong, but I need to ask you something. Please, take a seat.
*Lisa sits down*
MISS WAENGA: I don’t mean to pry, but I’ve noticed that you’ve been feeling rather…not yourself lately. Is everything okay?
LISA: Honestly, no. John and I are bickering more and more, and I’m taking it out on the kids, mostly Steve.
MISS WAENGA: I see. Well, if you need anything, I’m always here. I’m not just your superior, but I’m also your friend.
*Lisa starts to cry*
MISS WAENGA: Oh, Lisa…
LISA: He cheated on me, Mag. He cheated on me with Elizabeth Hoover!
MISS WAENGA: There, there. You just let it out, okay?
(Magdalene comforts a distraught Lisa) ***
Scheppers house – that afternoon
(Hilary arrives home after spending the weekend in Taree)
HILARY: *to herself* Now, time to find out if Ryan and Anita behaved themselves while I’ve been away.
*We see Ryan and Anita watching TV in the living room when Hilary comes inside*
HILARY: I’m home!
ANITA/RYAN: Mum!
*they race up and hug her*
HILARY: Pleased I’m back, are we? *smiles*
RYAN: We missed you.
ANITA: How was Taree?
HILARY: It was good, but I’m glad to be away from Lydia. She was driving me mad!
RYAN: Like how me and Neet drive you mad? *laughs*
HILARY: Not quite. So, how were things here?
ANITA: Good. Except, we had some trouble with this creep that was hassling Melissa Brown, but other than that, all is well.
*Hilary checks the valuables*
HILARY: And nothing is broken. Well done, you two.
*Ryan and Anita smile to each other*
HILARY: In fact, you both can go out and see your friends. I’m just going to have a lie down for a few hours. Be home for dinner.
ANITA: We will.
RYAN: Thanks, Mum.
*Once Anita and Ryan leave the house, Hilary makes a phone call*
HILARY: Hello, Olivia. Hilary Scheppers here. Listen, I need you to tell me what happened on Friday night while I was in Taree. I see…
(Hilary smiles to herself) ***
Shark Pool
(The gang are at the Shark Pool for Chaka’s farewell party)
KATERINA: This is it, Chaka Cardenes.
CHAKA: Stop, I’m gonna cry. *gets teary*
ROSE: Then, I will.
DANIELLE: Me too.
JODIE: And me.
CON: Jeez, women and their crying! *rolls his eyes*
*Steve starts to cry*
STEVE: Men can cry too, you know?
NICK: Steve, pull yourself together, man. *pats him on the back*
*Lacey, Melissa, Ryan and Anita arrive with drinks*
LACEY: Here’s the drinks, guys.
JACK: Thanks heaps, Lacey.
CHAKA: I can’t believe Rivers and Bolton didn’t show up.
RYAN: Probably for the best.
LACEY: I reckon.
JODIE: Nikki Ruark’s been very quiet on social media today. *laughs*
MELISSA: I bet the poor simple bitch is crying because she’s got no friends and that she humiliated herself in fronts of hundreds of people last night!
ANITA: Diddums to her!
STEVE: We got something for you, Chaka.
DANIELLE: Yes, but you’re not allowed to look.
KATERINA: Close your eyes, babe.
*Chaka closes her eyes*
NICK: Open them.
*Chaka opens her eyes to discover a huge cardboard card that says, “WE’LL MISS YOU, CHAKA!” on the front*
CHAKA: You guys…
*Chaka opens the card to see that it’s been signed by the whole of Year 10, as well as some Year 9 and 11 students and Yola, Christina, Ronnie and Southgate*
CHAKA: This is beautiful.
*Chaka starts to cry as Rose hugs her*
JODIE: On the count of three. 1, 2, 3!
EVERYONE: *singing* For she's a jolly good fellow, for she's a jolly good fellow For she's a jolly good fellow, and so say all of us! And so say all of us, and so say all of us! For she’s a jolly good fellow, which nobody can deny! Which nobody can deny, which nobody can deny! We’ll miss you Chaka Cardenes, you’ll always be our friend!
CHAKA: I’m gonna miss you guys so, so much! Hartley Gang forever!
(All the gang hug Chaka as the credits roll) ***
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Post by hartleyhighfan92 on Jan 27, 2024 8:44:48 GMT
Episode 20Hartley High - Monday morning
(We see Andrew "Andi" Wu get out of a car, and make his way towards the Hartley High entrance) ANDI: Here goes. *Andi enters the gate, as some of the gang hang around* NICK: Fresh meat! CON: Welcome to Hartley, mate! What brings you here? ANDI: Where's the principal's office? MELISSA: I'll show you the way. *Melissa leaves with Andi* JODIE: Lead by example, Mel! *laughs* STEVE: Yeah, she'll lead the poor bloke astray. DANIELLE: Steve! *Nick, Con and Steve laugh* Cut to Melissa walking with Andi.MELISSA: So, what brings you to Hartley? ANDI: I moved to the area recently. I'm originally from Wollongong. MELISSA: Oh, nice. I'm Melissa Brown. ANDI: Andrew Wu, but I prefer being called Andi. *they shake hands* MELISSA: Well, Andi. Here's the office. *smiles* ANDI: Thanks, Melissa. *Andi goes inside the office, where deputy Kylie Dickson is filling-in for Deloraine* KYLIE: Ah, you must be Andrew. ANDI: Please call me Andi, Ms... KYLIE: Ms. Dickson. I'm the deputy principal of Hartley High, but I'm acting principal this week. Mr. Deloraine has a stomach virus. ANDI: Sorry to hear. *Kylie goes over Andi's school files* KYLIE: Your attendance and academic performance are quite good, but why come to Hartley? You do realise that this is one of most toughest public high schools in the state. ANDI: I heard that Hartley High was inclusive, so I felt it was the right fit for me. KYLIE: In what way, if you don't mind me asking? ANDI: Ms. Dickson, I'm gay. KYLIE: I see. Well, Andi, if you have any issues with students being homophobic, don't hesitate to let me know. ANDI: Thanks, Ms. Dickson. (Kylie gives Andi his timetable) *** Hartley High - 9A English(The class are waiting for Ronnie to arrive. As they do, Anita is talking to Janice Sideroudakis) ANITA: How was your weekend, Janice? JANICE: Girl, I had the best time up in Terrigal! Sorry that I couldn't come to yours and Ryan's party. ANITA: Next time, girl. At least you had a great weekend getaway. JANICE: Thanks, Neet. *Tiegan enters* TIEGAN: Hi, lovely girls. *Tiegan kisses Anita and Janice on the cheek* TIEGAN: MAI! MAI: TIEGAN! *they hug* RYAN: *to Declan* What is it with girls and their screeching? DECLAN: Beats me, mate. *Ronnie enters* RONNIE: Good morning, Year 9. Settle down, and let's get the class started. *Janice puts on some lip gloss* RONNIE: Janice, put that away please. *Janice does* RONNIE: Thank you. Now, we'll be going over today... Meanwhile, Year 10B have History with Christina. Andi happens to be in the class.
CHRISTINA: Please welcome Andrew Wu into this class. ANDI: Hi. CHRISTINA: Feel free to sit anywhere. *Andi sits next to Melissa, who is sitting with Lacey* LACEY: Hi there, Andrew. I'm Lacey Jones. ANDI: Call me Andi, Lacey. I prefer that. LACEY: You'll fit right in. *smiles* MELISSA: With friends like us, you're in good hands, Andi. ANDI: Where do you girls hang out? LACEY: Basketball courts or the back oval. ANDI: Awesome! DEAN EDGELY: Poofter! *Christina slams the blackboard duster down!* CHRISTINA: DO YOU WISH TO REPEAT THAT, DEAN?! DEAN: Ms. Milano... CHRISTINA: IF I HEAR ANYONE USE HOMOPHOBIC SLURS IN MY CLASS, YOU'LL BE SENT STRAIGHT TO THE OFFICE! AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR?! NICK: *sarcastically* Good going, Edge! DEAN: Fuck off, Poulos! CHRISTINA: RIGHT, THAT'S IT! *Christina drags Dean out of the class!* CHRISTINA: WE ARE GOING TO SEE MS. DICKSON, BUSTER! LACEY: What an ignorant cunt! MELISSA: You said it! DANIELLE: Not everyone is like that, Andi. We're here for you. ANDI: Thanks. *smiles* *** Hartley Heights High
(We see Nikki Ruark complaining to the headmistress, Di Barnett!) NIKKI: THE CANTEEN SERVES FILTHY JUNK FOOD! WHY CAN'T WE HAVE HEALTHY FOOD?! DI: NIKKI, WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN! THE CANTEEN ISN'T RUN BY YOU! PENNY HAS A GREAT MENU ON OFFER! NIKKI: BUT IT'S NOT ORGANIC! DI: I AM NOT HAVING THE CANTEEN MENU CHANGED JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT TO HAVE A LITTLE TANTRUM LIKE SOME PRESCHOOLER! THE LAST TIME YOU TRIED CHANGING THE CANTEEN MENU, HALF OF YEAR 8 WERE OUT WITH FOOD POISONING! NIKKI: FUCK YOU, THEN! *Di bangs her desk!* DI: RIGHT, NIKKI! AFTER SCHOOL DETENTION FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK! *Nikki throws everything off the desk!* DI: YOU ARE NOW SUSPENDED INDEFINITELY! GET OUT OF MY SCHOOL! *Nikki flips Di off, before storming out of the school!* Meanwhile, Hillary is having a go at All Saints CEO Julia Archer!
HILLARY: YOU DARE COME INTO MY OFFICE, AND SUGGEST YOU CLOSE WARD 17?! JULIA: Matron Scheppers.... HILLARY: THIS BETTER BE FUCKING GOOD, ARCHER! I AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR ANY GOAT SHIT! JULIA: Ward 17 is not making enough money... HILLARY: OH, IS THAT SO?! MOST PATIENTS ARE DUMPED HERE BECAUSE THE OTHER WARDS CAN'T DO THEIR FUCKING JOBS PROPERLY! JULIA: There's no need for that, Matron Scheppers! HILLARY: WHY?! BECAUSE I CALL YOU OUT ON YOUR BULLSHIT, JULIA?! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE, RIGHT NOW! JULIA: But... HILLARY: I SAID I WASN'T IN THE MOOD FOR GOAT SPEAK, ARCHER! NOW MUSH! *Julia leaves* HILLARY: She makes Claudia McKenzie look like a saint! ***
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