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Post by hartleyhighfan92 on Aug 3, 2021 7:02:54 GMT
Ryan and Anita are so ungrateful! Butt out, Ronnie! Oh boy, Hilary is done with their shit and I don't blame her.
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Post by Scheppers on Aug 3, 2021 8:55:17 GMT
Episode #4
Scheppers House
*Hilary is in Ryan’s room as Kierain walks in*
KIERAIN: Hi, sorry i wasn’t here to see Anita and Ryan off
HILARY: Oh that’s okay, in the end Jeff got what he wanted he went away believing i was a crap mother
KIERAIN: You’re not
HILARY: Oh yeah, great mother my two kids hate me and can’t wait to leave home
KIERAIN: Yeah? Well up theirs, and it’s three kids remember? I’m only upstairs in the attic
HILARY: Yeah well you might as well move back in here now
KIERAIN: Well let’s not push it, i couldn’t hack sharing a room with Ryan
HILARY: You won’t have to *walks out*
***
Hartley High
*In Year 7 history, they are studying the Challenger explosion*
KIERAIN: I found the whole 5 hour commission into the explosion, it was weird seeing Sally Ride not in space since she first went up the year i was born
BOBBY: Oh look, it's Geaney’s new boner fest!
KIERAIN: Least Sally Ride is attractive unlike you ROBERTA!
ALISON: Get a room you two!
KIERAIN: I would but then that would make Bobby bisexual, and since you two are in love with each other
RONNIE: Bobby and Alison! See me after class
ALISON: Nah maybe tomorrow Miss
RONNIE: Wrong! This is not a request, this is an order!
BOBBY: Nice one Fishface!
ALISON; You started it
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All Saints
*Hilary is in her office on the phone to a lawyer*
HILARY: And then Jim Deloraine refused to do anything about Kierain being bullied and then made a huge diddums about him hanging around older kids
MORAG BELLINGHAM: I see, well what would you like to do?
HILARY: I want Jim Deloraine fired and i don’t care if we have to take the department to court!
MORAG: We can do that
***
Hartley High
*Jim is in his office when Lois Crawford (played by Tina Bursill) strolls in*
LOIS: Right! Out of my office old man!
JIM: EXCUSE ME? I AM THE PRINCIPAL HERE!
LOIS: Not anymore you’re not! The department isn’t happy with you James, so you’ve been fired and replaced by me!
JIM: But…..
LOIS: NO GOAT SPEAK!
*Jim goes to pack his stuff but trips over a box*
LOIS: It’s all there now GET OUT!
*Jim looks at Lois before leaving the office, Lois gets on the intercom*
LOIS: Bobby Simpson to my office NOW!
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Post by terryjuliefan on Aug 3, 2021 8:55:50 GMT
4th episode!!! "Oh that’s okay, in the end Jeff got what he wanted he went away believing i was a crap mother" Sad "Yeah? Well up theirs, and it’s three kids remember? I’m only upstairs in the attic" Yep there's Kierain. "You won’t have to" Oh nice. "Oh look, it's Geaney’s new boner fest!" SHUT UP!!!! "Least Sally Ride is attractive unlike you ROBERTA!" Whoa. "Bobby and Alison! See me after class" This could get ugly. "Nah maybe tomorrow Miss" OMFG. "Wrong! This is not a request, this is an order!" Oh well... "And then Jim Deloraine refused to do anything about Kierain being bullied and then made a huge diddums about him hanging around older kids" Oh God, I wonder what'll happen here. "We can do that" Oh shit. "Right! Out of my office old man!" It's begun. "Not anymore you’re not! The department isn’t happy with you James, so you’ve been fired and replaced by me!" WOW. "Bobby Simpson to my office NOW!" Oh shit!
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Post by hartleyhighfan92 on Aug 3, 2021 9:00:40 GMT
Loved Hilary's chat with Kierain. DIDDUMS, Bobby and Alison! Hi, Morag. Glad to see Lois Crawford taking charge.
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Post by Scheppers on Aug 4, 2021 4:42:57 GMT
Episode #5
Scheppers House
*Kierain is home alone playing a tape
CASSETTE: Sinners, are you ready for the judgement day is nigh? Left your hearts to heaven as the storm clouds fill the sky It will all be over in the batting of an eye as you kiss your sweet love goodbye You can’t draw fresh water from a well that’s almost dry, hope may spring eternal but there’s none for you and i There will be no sorrow, there'll be no reason to cry as we kiss this sweet love goodbye….
*Kierain walks into the kitchen as Hilary comes home*
HILARY: Ha! Jeff’s going to leave Ryan and Anita home alone while he and Sharon go on holiday and he’s saying don’t worry! That’s a little like NASA saying to the engineers a little explosion never hurt anyone!
KIERAIN: Yeah but you’re leaving me home alone to go to a Matron’s conference
HILARY: Well yes but you’re mature for your age, they aren’t!
KIERAIN: Well i mean it’s hardly surprising
HILARY: Excuse me?
KIERAIN: Well you used to mollycoddle them all the time, i may have only been little but everything Anita wanted you gave her same with Ryan
HILARY: Oh yeah but they were hurting over the divorce
KIERAIN: So what? That was no reason to spoil them
HILARY: Yeah guess you’re right
KIERAIN: Yeah i think i am
***
Hartley High
*In Home Ec class Roseanne walks in with a new student* ROSEANNE: Class we have a new student, Debbie Thornberry, would you like to tell the class about yourself?
DEBBIE: No
ROSEANNE: Uh well why don’t you sit next to Kierain
*Debbie does so before putting her chewing gum in Kierain’s book, later as Roseanne is teaching Debbie deliberately knocks his books over*
KIERAIN: ENOUGH OUT OF YOU YOU BITCH!
*Kierain flips her desk over*
ROSEANNE: KIERAIN OUTSIDE!
KIERAIN: NO FUCK THIS!
*Kierain picks up his bag and leaves the classroom before leaving the school*
DEBBIE: Bye Karen
*At the local basketball court Kierain is playing basketball Lois sees him and walks over*
LOIS: GET BACK TO SCHOOL!
KIERAIN: NO!
LOIS: AND WHY AREN’T YOU IN UNIFORM!?
KIERAIN: Give it a rest LOOSE LOIS! If you want me to wear a uniform, change the rules so I HAVE to!
*Kierain makes a face at Lois before walking away from her and getting on a bus away from there*
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Post by terryjuliefan on Aug 4, 2021 4:44:00 GMT
Fifth episode!!! Kierain is listening to the Hoodoo Gurus. "Ha! Jeff’s going to leave Ryan and Anita home alone while he and Sharon go on holiday and he’s saying don’t worry!" Oh good grief. Nasa Omg. "Well i mean it’s hardly surprising" Hey? "Oh yeah but they were hurting over the divorce" Oh I see. "Yeah i think i am" And nothing else is said. "Class we have a new student, Debbie Thornberry, would you like to tell the class about yourself?" Well, look who it is. "*Debbie does so before putting her chewing gum in Kierain’s book, later as Roseanne is teaching Debbie deliberately knocks his books over*" Oh for goodness sake. Whoa. "*Kierain flips her desk over*" Whoa. "NO FUCK THIS!" He's finally cracked due to all of the bullying. "Give it a rest LOOSE LOIS! If you want me to wear a uniform, change the rules so I HAVE to!" Wow and she says nothing else.
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Post by hartleyhighfan92 on Aug 4, 2021 4:49:08 GMT
Glad Kierain told Hilary the truth. Oh look, it's Debbie Thornberry! Loved the ending.
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Post by Scheppers on Aug 5, 2021 5:41:29 GMT
Episode #6
Hartley High
*Lois has Malcolm Ray and Tamara Chambers in her office*
LOIS: YOUR MEDIA STUDIES TEACHER HAS COMPLAINED THAT YOU ARE PLAGIARIZING MOVIES FOR YOUR PROJECTS!
MALCOLM: We were….
LOIS: NO IT’S TOO LATE FOR YOUR OUTRAGED DENIAL! AND YOU’VE DRAGGED DOUGLAS AND ROBERT WALKER DOWN WITH YOU!
TAMARA: DIDDUMS!
LOIS: OH YOU WANT DIDDUMS DO YOU?! FINE I’LL GIVE YOU DIDDUMS! YOU TWO ARE FUCKING EXPELLED GET OUT OF MY SCHOOL!
MALCOLM: OR?
LOIS: I’LL CALL THE POLICE AND HAVE YOU FORCIBLY REMOVED!
MALCOLM: YOU’LL GET YOURS CRAWFISH!
LOIS: YES YES YES I’M SURE I WILL NOW OUT!
*Malcolm and Tamara walk out of the school as Lois throws her phone at the wall in anger!*
*In Maths class they are having a maths test Debbie tries to look at Kierain’s paper*
MARTHA STEWART: Deborah! Eyes on your own paper or you can get out and I'll rip it up!
DEBBIE; Oh and how’s KANGAROO?! I heard she trapped Frank Morgan into marrying her but couldn’t go through with it and he nearly died in a car smash!
MARTHA: RIGHT! GET OUT! GO AND SEE MISS CRAWFORD RIGHT NOW!
DEBBIE: Bye
*Debbie leaves the classroom and the school*
***
All Saints
Hilary is in her office looking at patient notes. She gets up and walks out. We see Regina Butcher walk into her office and start reading the files she then picks up the phone and calls her gossipy friends!*
REGINA: Oh yes Ivy, Mary Casey is a crazy woman! She has been in her faking all manor of illnesses
HILARY: REGINA FUCKING BUTCHER!
REGINA: Uh, I have to go! *hangs up*
HILARY: WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE IN HERE? BECAUSE I SURE AS HELL DIDN’T! AND YOU’RE DIVULGING CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION!
REGINA: Uh….
HILARY: NO SEX NOISES!
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Hartley High
*Lois is in her office, outside we see Malcolm and Tamara walk into the school with guns! They start firing and shooting anyone who comes near them they eventually go into the corridor and start shooting in there too before walking up to Lois’ office they start trying to get in only to find that the door is locked*
VOICE: I think that’s enough don’t you?
*Malcolm and Tamara drop their guns as they are handcuffed by Monica Draper and taken away*
MONICA: I hope you two like Prison food! Because you’re going away for a long time!
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Post by hartleyhighfan92 on Aug 5, 2021 5:48:56 GMT
Lois sure told Tamara and Malcolm off lol. DIDDUMS, Debbie Webbie AND Regina! WHOA, the ending!
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Post by terryjuliefan on Aug 5, 2021 6:02:46 GMT
"*Lois has Malcolm Ray and Tamara Chambers in her office*" Oh GOOD GRIEF. "NO IT’S TOO LATE FOR YOUR OUTRAGED DENIAL! AND YOU’VE DRAGGED DOUGLAS AND ROBERT WALKER DOWN WITH YOU!" OMG, OMG hahahahahahaa. "OH YOU WANT DIDDUMS DO YOU?! FINE I’LL GIVE YOU DIDDUMS! YOU TWO ARE FUCKING EXPELLED GET OUT OF MY SCHOOL! " Wow. Well, off you go then. "YOU’LL GET YOURS CRAWFISH!" Just try, you idiot. "*Malcolm and Tamara walk out of the school as Lois throws her phone at the wall in anger!*" Whoa. "Oh and how’s KANGAROO?! I heard she trapped Frank Morgan into marrying her but couldn’t go through with it and he nearly died in a car smash!" WHOA. "*Debbie leaves the classroom and the school*" She is unbelievable. "Oh yes Ivy, Mary Casey is a crazy woman! She has been in her faking all manor of illnesses" Omg Mary Casey. "NO SEX NOISES!" OMG LOL. WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Scheppers on Aug 6, 2021 7:25:11 GMT
Episode #7
Hartley High
*Allie is in the schoolyard arguing with Matt*
ALLIE: LOOK MATT YOU MADE THE CHOICE TO SLEEP WITH STASSY! YOU CAN’T JUST EXPECT TO CHEAT ON ME WITH STASSY AND THEN JUST COME CRAWLING BACK TO THE WAREHOUSE!
MATT: ALLIE I ONLY CAME BACK FOR MY TAPES, YOU CAN’T KEEP MY STUFF!
ALLIE: OH BULLSHIT MATT! YOU CAME TO TRY AND WIN ME BACK AND IT’S NOT GOING TO WORK I DON’T WANT TO KNOW YOU MATT!
MATT: YOU KNOW WHAT? JODIE WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU, YOU ARE A DIDDUMS!
ALLIE: OH THAT IS SUCH A MATURE RESPONSE MATT!
MATT: YOU’RE TALKING TO ME ABOUT MATURITY?! THAT’S A JOKE!
*In Year 7 Maths, Martha is trying to teach but Debbie is causing trouble*
DEBBIE: Miss, my desk is falling apart!
MARTHA: We already had all the desks fixed Deborah, the janitor did it over the weekend
DEBBIE: Well my desk says different
*Martha just ignores her and turns back to the blackboard when she goes to pull the second blackboard down it falls off and the class laugh!*
MARTHA: QUIET!
DEBBIE: See, I told you the school was falling apart!
MARTHA: I SAID QUIET I MEAN QUIET!
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All Saints
*Hilary is in her office when the phone rings*
HILARY: Matron Scheppers? What do you mean Kierain hasn’t shown up? He left this morning and went to school, no i’m serious. I saw him outside the gate as I was driving to work, oh are you calling me a liar Lois Crawford?! Well I suggest you check again because I saw him walk in the gate this morning and I am not in the habit of lying. Do you understand English?! Goodbye, goodbye!
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Hartley High
*Kierain walks into class covered in tar and feathers and points at Debbie as the rest of the class laugh*
MARTHA: Kierain, go get cleaned up, Thornberry Miss Crawford now!
DEBBIE: But…
MARTHA: I SAID GO TO MISS CRAWFORD RIGHT NOW AND NO GOAT TALK!
*A few minutes later, Debbie is in Lois’ office talking to her*
DEBBIE: So to cut a long story short….
LOIS: Oh no, no don’t! I’m rather enjoying this now!
DEBBIE: Right so i decided to play a joke on someone in the class and Kierain was the first one that went past the tar and feathers
LOIS: I see! Well I hope it was worth it because you are suspended for three days!
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Post by terryjuliefan on Aug 6, 2021 7:28:23 GMT
7th episode!!!! "*Allie is in the schoolyard arguing with Matt*" Oh dear. "LOOK MATT YOU MADE THE CHOICE TO SLEEP WITH STASSY! YOU CAN’T JUST EXPECT TO CHEAT ON ME WITH STASSY AND THEN JUST COME CRAWLING BACK TO THE WAREHOUSE!" OH GOD. "YOU KNOW WHAT? JODIE WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU, YOU ARE A DIDDUMS!" LOL this scene is really bringing out their annoyingness. "*In Year 7 Maths, Martha is trying to teach but Debbie is causing trouble*" Oh no... "*Martha just ignores her and turns back to the blackboard when she goes to pull the second blackboard down it falls off and the class laugh!*" Debbie probably did that. "I SAID QUIET I MEAN QUIET!" Yep. "Matron Scheppers? What do you mean Kierain hasn’t shown up? He left this morning and went to school, no i’m serious. I saw him outside the gate as I was driving to work, oh are you calling me a liar Lois Crawford?! Well I suggest you check again because I saw him walk in the gate this morning and I am not in the habit of lying. Do you understand English?! Goodbye, goodbye!" Ohhhh no, where is he??? "*Kierain walks into class covered in tar and feathers and points at Debbie as the rest of the class laugh*" Oh shit. SHUT UP DEBBIE. "*Kierain walks into class covered in tar and feathers and points at Debbie as the rest of the class laugh*" Hope she gives her the kick next.
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Post by hartleyhighfan92 on Aug 6, 2021 7:49:10 GMT
Suck it up, Allie! Shut up, Debbie Webbie! Loved Hilary's argument with Lois lol DIDDUMS, Debbie!
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Post by Scheppers on Aug 7, 2021 6:45:26 GMT
Episode #8
Hartley High
*In the school canteen Matt and Allie are fighting again!*
MATT: OI who said you could have the last pie!?
ALLIE: Oh I didn't realise you owned the canteen Matt! I’m so sorry next time I'll check with your secretary before I buy anything!
MATT: YOU DON’T EVEN EAT PIES YET YOU BOUGHT THE LAST ONE BECAUSE YOU KNEW I WANTED ONE!
ALLIE: OH GET OVER YOURSELF MATT! THE WORLD DOESN’T REVOLVE AROUND YOU!
MATT: OH THAT’S GOOD COMING FROM YOU ALLIE!
DANIELLE: Here we go again!
MATT/ALLIE: OH STAY OUT OF IT DANI!
*Matt storms off without buying anything!*
ALLIE: Matt, wait! You can have this one!
MATT: STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE ALLIE!
*Elsewhere in the schoolyard Kierain is talking to Melanie about Anita*
MELANIE: Do you know when Anita’s coming back?
KIERAIN: Probably never
MELANIE: Oh, i really liked her
KIERAIN: You must be the only one
*The bell rings and everyone walks inside, Kierain goes to his locker*
KIERAIN: UGHHH
BOBBY: What’s up?
KIERAIN: My science book has taken a walk, can I borrow yours?
BOBBY: Yeah sure make sure you put everything back though
*Bobby walks away as Kierain opens her locker everything falls out*
KIERAIN: Shit!
*Kierain picks everything up he finds a paper with Hilary’s handwriting on it*
KIERAIN: What the crap?
*Kierain reads it and sees that it’s Hilary’s overdue car payment!*
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All Saints
*Kierain just strolls into Hilary’s office without knocking*
HILARY: Hang on mister you’re supposed to be at school!
*Kierain drops the car payment slip and cheque on her desk!*
HILARY: Where did you get that Kierain?
KIERAIN: Who cares?
HILARY: I SAID WHERE DID YOU GET IT? I WANT TO KNOW NOW!
*Kierain looks at her*
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Hartley High
*Kierain returns to school in time for lunch he sees Bobby and smirks as he puts the car payment in his locker*
KIERAIN: Bobby, my aunt wants to see you in her office
BOBBY: Why?
KIERAIN: Oh i think you know why
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All Saints
*Bobby walks into Hilary’s office*
BOBBY: Well what do you want?
HILARY: I WANT TO KNOW WHERE YOU GET OFF STEALING MY CAR REPAYMENT?!
BOBBY: I needed the money
HILARY: WELL YOU GET A JOB YOU DON’T STEAL FROM HARD WORKING PEOPLE LIKE ME!
*The next day Bobby is getting ready for school when the door knocks she opens it only for Anita to whack her in the face!*
ANITA: Steal from my mother aye?
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Post by terryjuliefan on Aug 7, 2021 6:46:24 GMT
Eighth episode!! "*In the school canteen Matt and Allie are fighting again!*" Ughhh. "YOU DON’T EVEN EAT PIES YET YOU BOUGHT THE LAST ONE BECAUSE YOU KNEW I WANTED ONE!" Omfg shut up. "OH STAY OUT OF IT DANI!" Just piss off the both of ya. "STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE ALLIE!" Because of course, but omg that line LOL. "You must be the only one" Omg LOL. "*Bobby walks away as Kierain opens her locker everything falls out*" Oh dear. "*Kierain reads it and sees that it’s Hilary’s overdue car payment!*" OH DEAR. "I SAID WHERE DID YOU GET IT? I WANT TO KNOW NOW!" OMFG what's going to happen next? "Bobby, my aunt wants to see you in her office" Oh boy. "I WANT TO KNOW WHERE YOU GET OFF STEALING MY CAR REPAYMENT?!" AND IT BEGINS. "*The next day Bobby is getting ready for school when the door knocks she opens it only for Anita to whack her in the face!*" OUCH and it's Anita!
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