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Post by hartleyhighfan92 on Aug 7, 2021 6:51:48 GMT
Stop treating Matt like shit, Allie! Hi, Melanie. Oh, shit's gonna hit the fan when Hilary finds out. And now she's blasted Bobby - DIDDUMS, Roberta!
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Post by Scheppers on Aug 9, 2021 5:51:13 GMT
Episode #9
Hartley High
*Kierain and Anita are at the lockers when Bobby walks in with a black eye Anita taps Kierain on the shoulder*
KIERAIN: Watch it!
*They see Bobby and start laughing*
ANITA: Is that standard uniform?
KIERAIN: Dunno but it suits her
BOBBY: You think you’re really tough don’t you Scheppers?
ANITA: I don’t think it i know it!
BOBBY: Give it a rest, i got into enough trouble for fighting the other day
ANITA: Awwwwww scared of Crawfish are we?
BOBBY: Sure not scared of you
ANITA: Well let’s do it! We have plenty of time before assembly
BOBBY: Rack off!
KIERAIN: Oh come on she’s not worth it
*Kierain and Anita walk away*
*In Year 12 science Matt has his walkman when Andrew Bliss rips it off his ears*
ANDREW: If you don’t want to be here Logan feel free to leave at anytime
*Matt makes a face*
ANDREW: Now, you will be working in pairs for this assignment, you have three days to do it
*The bell rings and everyone leaves*
MATT: Sir, i don’t have a partner
ANDREW: You’re in luck Logan there’s another student without a partner right behind you
*Allie walks up behind Matt*
*Later Andrew and Ronnie are talking as they walk into the staff room*
ANDREW: Look what are you complaining about now Ronnie?
RONNIE: I’m not complaining i’m just saying you shouldn’t have paired Matt and Allie together they’ve broken up
ANDREW: That’s not my problem, my problem is their education nothing else!
RONNIE: But Andrew, they will likely refuse to work together, word around the school is the break up wasn’t amicable and that Stassy was involved
*Andrew bangs the table!*
ANDREW: I AM THEIR SCIENCE TEACHER NOT YOU! JUST STAY OUT OF THINGS FOR ONCE WILL YOU?! *Walks off*
***
Warehouse
*Anita walks in as Allie is making dinner*
ALLIE: Anita, where is your share of the rent?
ANITA: My OzStudy hasn’t come in yet
ALLIE: Well the rent is due today and we can’t keep covering you it’s not fair
ANITA; Oh and what am i supposed to do Allie rob a bank!?
ALLIE: LOOK ANITA EITHER PAY YOUR SHARE OF THE EXPENSES OR GET OUT!
ANITA: YOU ARE NOT THE PRIME MINISTER OF THE WAREHOUSE ALLIE! YOU DON’T GET TO THROW PEOPLE OUT!
ALLIE: I DO IF THEY DON’T HELP WITH THE FUCKING BILLS ANITA!
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Post by terryjuliefan on Aug 9, 2021 5:51:54 GMT
Ninth episode!!! "*Kierain and Anita are at the lockers when Bobby walks in with a black eye Anita taps Kierain on the shoulder*" Oh boy. "You think you’re really tough don’t you Scheppers?" Now these two are going to get into it. "Well let’s do it! We have plenty of time before assembly" OMFG. " If you don’t want to be here Logan feel free to leave at anytime" Ouch. "*Allie walks up behind Matt*" OMFG he has to do the assignment with Allie. "*Andrew bangs the table!*" Hahaha he's cracked it at Ronnie now. "I AM THEIR SCIENCE TEACHER NOT YOU! JUST STAY OUT OF THINGS FOR ONCE WILL YOU?" And she has nothing to say to that either. "Well the rent is due today and we can’t keep covering you it’s not fair" Now these two will get into it. "YOU ARE NOT THE PRIME MINISTER OF THE WAREHOUSE ALLIE! YOU DON’T GET TO THROW PEOPLE OUT!" HAAHAHAHAH Prime Minister of the Warehouse. " I DO IF THEY DON’T HELP WITH THE FUCKING BILLS ANITA!" OMG Allie dropping F words.
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Post by hartleyhighfan92 on Aug 9, 2021 5:55:41 GMT
Bobby is being a rebel lol! Not wise to pair Allie and Matt up, Bliss! Poor Ronnie. Grow the fuck up, Allie!
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Post by Scheppers on Aug 10, 2021 8:03:03 GMT
Episode #10
Hartley High
*Anita walks into year 12 Maths and tips money all over Allie’s desk!*
ANITA: Happy now Princess Allie?
MARTHA: EXCUSE ME Anita Scheppers! Get back to your own class!
ANITA: I don’t have class Miss i’m in study period
MARTHA: WELL THEN GET BACK TO THE LIBRARY AND STOP BUGGING MY CLASS!
*Anita runs off*
*In the yard Kierain has his walkman on while collecting rubbish for detention when he walks past Lois’ office and bangs on the window*
LOIS: Oh, Kierain what can i do for you?
KIERAIN: We need to talk about Roo Stewart! I thought the idea of class captains was to represent the students’ wishes!
LOIS: It is
KIERAIN: Yeah well i’m a student Stewart isn’t representing my wishes
LOIS: What do you mean?
KIERAIN: Year 7 sport right, Stewart wants to include Badminton
LOIS: So?
KIERAIN: Well so how come when I suggested AFL she cracked the shits?
LOIS: Language!
KIERAIN: Fine but the way her and Alison Patterson are acting you’d think it was a dictatorship or something
LOIS: Alright i’ll talk to them
KIERAIN: Thanks
*Kierain walks out as Lois gets on the PA*
LOIS: Ruth Stewart and Alison Patterson report to the office please
*At lunchtime Kierain is eating lunch when Roo comes up to him and pushes it to the floor*
KIERAIN; OI!
ROO: OI YOURSELF CRAWFORD HAS THREATENED TO CANCEL INTER SCHOOL SPORTS IF WE DON’T ADD AFL!
KIERAIN: OH DON’T CRY! YOU’LL MAKE ME FEEL BAD!
ROO: STOP MOCKING ME!
KIERAIN: OH POOR FUCKING DIDDUMS KANGA! MAYBE THAT’LL TEACH YOU TO STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING CUNT! YOU OWE ME A NEW LUNCH BY THE WAY!
ROO: OR WHAT?
ANITA: OR DEAL WITH ME YOU LITTLE SCRAG! EITHER REPLACE HIS FOOD OR I’LL DO THE SAME THING TO YOU THAT I DID TO BOBBY!
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All Saints
*Hilary is writing in a patient file in her office when Kierain walks in*
KIERAIN: Hilary, did the school call you?
HILARY: No? Why?
KIERAIN: Apparently Anita missed period 6
HILARY: Whoa whoa whoa, when did Anita come back? I sent her and Ryan to live with Jeff
KIERAIN: Last week, remember the day we found out about the car repayment?
HILARY: So Anita has been in town a week and she hasn’t called or come to see me?
KIERAIN: Yep it seems that way
HILARY: Ungrateful little brat!
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Post by terryjuliefan on Aug 10, 2021 8:03:44 GMT
Tenth episode! "*Anita walks into year 12 Maths and tips money all over Allie’s desk!*" Lol she just tips it over her desk. "*Anita runs off*" LOL she runs off. " thought the idea of class captains was to represent the students’ wishes!" UGHHH not another clown he has to contend with. "Well so how come when I suggested AFL she cracked the shits?" Of course. "Alright i’ll talk to them" I hope she tears strips off them. "Ruth Stewart and Alison Patterson report to the office please" Oh here we go. "*At lunchtime Kierain is eating lunch when Roo comes up to him and pushes it to the floor*" Oh get lost. "OR DEAL WITH ME YOU LITTLE SCRAG! EITHER REPLACE HIS FOOD OR I’LL DO THE SAME THING TO YOU THAT I DID TO BOBBY!" OH GOD. "Apparently Anita missed period 6" Hmmmm. "So Anita has been in town a week and she hasn’t called or come to see me?" Poor Hilary.
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Post by hartleyhighfan92 on Aug 10, 2021 8:06:38 GMT
DIDDUMS, Princess Allie! Hi, Lois. Suck it up, Roo! Loved the ending with Kierain and Hilary.
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Post by Scheppers on Aug 11, 2021 8:56:08 GMT
Episode #11
Hilary’s House
*Hilary is throwing things around the kitchen*
HILARY: A WOMAN WOULDN’T HAVE KIDS IF SHE KNEW THEY’D BE SO FLAMING UNGRATEFUL!
KIERAIN: Well you did….
HILARY: OH SO NOW IT’S MY FAULT AYE?
KIERAIN: I DIDN’T SAY THAT!
HILARY: NO BUT YOU THOUGHT IT! YOU REALLY THOUGHT IT DIDN’T YOU AYE?! JUST GO ON GET OUT OF MY SIGHT UNTIL DINNER!
KIERAIN: I LIVE HERE!
HILARY: I SAD GET!
*Kierain leaves the house as Hilary continues throwing pots into the sink!*
HILARY: AND I’LL TELL YOU SOMETHING FOR NOTHING ANITA IS DEAD TO ME!
***
Warehouse
*Matt and Allie are arguing once again*
ALLIE: OH SHUT UP MATT! YOU ARE SUCH AN IMMATURE CRYBABY!
MATT: OH THAT’S GOOD COMING FROM YOU ALLIE THE PRINCESS! THE WORLD DOESN’T REVOLVE AROUND YOU!
ALLIE: YES IT DOES!
MATT: OH THAT’S SO TYPICAL OF YOU ALLIE WALLIE! YOU KNOW CARLY AND SMANTHA MORRIS WERE RIGHT TO DITCH YOU! OH BUT ME ME ME SELF SELF SELF! I RECKON STEVE JUMPED TO GET AWAY FROM YOU!
*Allie WHACKS Matt in the face so hard that a tooth falls out!*
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Hartley High
*In Year 7 English Kierain is throwing paper in the air before the teacher shows up he then walks out to his locker and pulls a crowbar out of it before trying to pry open Roo Stewart’s locker he succeeds and puts a fake pregnancy test in it he hears footsteps and quickly puts everything else back and closes it before looking innocent as Celia Stewart and Floss McPhee walk down the stairs*
KIERAIN: What’s the latest?
FLOSS: LOIS CRAWFORD HAS CALLED OFF THE MUSICAL THANKS TO MISS BIGOT HERE!
KIERAIN: Good no one wanted to do the show with you two fighting all the time anyway
FLOSS: THANKS A LOT MADAM!
*Her and Celia leave*
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Alf Stewart’s House
*Alf is cleaning Roo’s room after school when the vacuum knocks her bag over and the pregnancy test he picks it up and sees red!*
ALF: ROO!
*Roo walks in and sees him standing there*
ROO: What?
ALF: I’D LIKE FOR YOU TO TELL ME WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT IF YOU DON’T MIND! *Holds up the pregnancy test*
ROO: I’ve never seen that before in my life!
ALF: I BET!
ROO: IT’S THE TRUTH!
ALF: THE TRUTH?! YOU WOULDN’T KNOW THE TRUTH IF YOU FELL OVER IT!
ROO: But Dad!
ALF: NO FLAMIN BUTS!
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Post by terryjuliefan on Aug 11, 2021 8:58:08 GMT
Eleventh episode!! "*Hilary is throwing things around the kitchen*" Oh no. "OH SO NOW IT’S MY FAULT AYE?" OMG now it'll be Kierain vs Hilary. "AND I’LL TELL YOU SOMETHING FOR NOTHING ANITA IS DEAD TO ME!" WHOA. "*Matt and Allie are arguing once again*" UGHHHH. "YES IT DOES!" OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA. " I RECKON STEVE JUMPED TO GET AWAY FROM YOU!" WHOA!!!!! I can't believe he actually said that. OMG she walloped him and knocked out a tooth. " he succeeds and puts a fake pregnancy test in it he hears footsteps and quickly puts everything else back" Oh Kierain. "THANKS A LOT MADAM!" LOL. I wonder what musical it was. "*Alf is cleaning Roo’s room after school when the vacuum knocks her bag over and the pregnancy test he picks it up and sees red!*" Oh SHIT. "NO FLAMIN BUTS!" SHIT what's going to happen next?
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Post by hartleyhighfan92 on Aug 11, 2021 9:01:21 GMT
Calm down, Hilary - it's not Kierain's fault! I think Matt went too far with the Steve remark. LOL at Celia and Floss fighting. DIDDUMS, Roo!
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Post by Scheppers on Aug 12, 2021 8:51:40 GMT
Episode #12
Alf’s House
*Alf is continuing to have a go at Roo over the pregnancy test*
ALF: OH COME OFF IT ROO! WHY THE HELL WOULD SOMEONE PLANT A PREGNANCY TEST ON YOU?!
ROO: DAD I’M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH! I’VE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE TODAY!
ALF: THE TRUTH? THAT’S GOOD COMING FROM YOU! YOU WOULDN’T KNOW THE FLAMIN TRUTH IF YOU FELL OVER IT!
ROO: OH ALRIGHT FINE DON’T BELIEVE ME THEN! YOU BELIEVE WHATEVER YOU WANT ANYWAY!
ALF: WELL IF YOU GREW UP A LITTLE MORE I MIGHT BELIEVE YOU! AS IT IS I HAVE NO REASON TO BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU TELL ME!
ROO: OK BOOMER!
*Alf just rolls his eyes and storms out of the room*
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Hartley High
*During period 3 Kierain walks out of the school we see him get on a bus and the bus drives away he then arrives in a rich suburb and knocks on the door Tuscany Mason answers it*
TUSCANY: Yes?
KIERAIN: Hi is this the Mason house?
TUSCANY: Yes, now what can i do for you? Little boys like you should be in school
KIERAIN: THIS!
*Kierain throws red paint over her!*
KIERAIN: THAT is for trying to drive my aunty out of All Saints! It doesn’t quite square the account but it sure makes me feel better! Now stay away from Hilary Scheppers! *walks away*
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Warehouse
*Allie is doing the bills when Anita walks in*
ALLIE: Where were you at lunch?! We had a date with some bills!
ANITA: Had a date with some bills! Shut the fuck up Alliepops!
ALLIE: What’s YOUR Problem?!
ANITA: THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE THAN YOU BEING A CONTROL FREAK! MUM IS WORRIED ABOUT KIERAIN AND SHE WAS WONDERING IF I’D SEEN HIM! PULL YOUR HEAD IN AND FUCK UP! *Walks away*
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Store
*Kierain walks in after getting off the city bus*
CELIA: Did you just get off that bus?
KIERAIN: Yeah, what of it?
CELIA: Well you should have been at school!
KIERAIN: OH YOU AREN’T MY MOTHER YOU DO GOODER BIBLE BASHER! SO STOP TRYING TO BE! AND YOU’RE BEING TOLD RIGHT! WHY DON’T YOU GO AND MOLEST CHILDREN YOU RELIGIOUS NUTJOB! *Celia tries to go after him as he leaves however she causes Ailsa to swerve and hit a power pole killing her instantly! Several onlookers rush over as Celia stands there in shock!*
CELIA: Oh no
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Post by hartleyhighfan92 on Aug 12, 2021 9:05:19 GMT
Fuck up, Roo and Allie! Hi, Tuscany. WHOA, the ending!
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Post by terryjuliefan on Aug 12, 2021 9:10:05 GMT
"OH COME OFF IT ROO! WHY THE HELL WOULD SOMEONE PLANT A PREGNANCY TEST ON YOU?!" He doesn't believe her. "*Alf just rolls his eyes and storms out of the room*" Omg he's going to have to figure it out eventually though. "*During period 3 Kierain walks out of the school we see him get on a bus and the bus drives away he then arrives in a rich suburb and knocks on the door Tuscany Mason answers it*" Oh shit it's Tuscany. "*Kierain throws red paint over her!*" Whoa. Wow. "Where were you at lunch?! We had a date with some bills!" Give it a rest already. You're making me like Anita. "Did you just get off that bus?" This seems ominous. WHOA!!!!!! The ending turned into a TAC ad.
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Post by Scheppers on Aug 13, 2021 12:02:11 GMT
Episode #13
Hartley High
*Roo is at her locker when Anita marches up and closes it!*
ROO: EXCUSE ME?!
ANITA: No excuse me Kangaroo! Hear you’ve been slagging my cousin off you little bitch!
ROO: What?!
ANITA: Something about him being gay?
ROO: I NEVER SAID THAT!
ANITA: OH NO IT’S NEVER YOUR FAULT IS IT?! TELL ME WHAT WAS IT LIKE GOING THROUGH LABOUR AT 13 YEARS OLD?!
ROO: SHUT UP!
ANITA: OH WHAT’S THE MATTER!? DON’T WANT THE WHOLE SCHOOL TO KNOW YOU FUCKED BRETT MACKLIN!?
*Roo goes to walk away but Anita turns her around and punches her in the stomach before walking away!*
*In Year 7 Maths Kierain is laying on his desk while everyone else talks loudly when Lois walks in*
LOIS: WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON IN HERE?! SIT DOWN EVERY ONE OF YOU! *Slams the door as everyone sits down*
LOIS: Turn to page 394!
HARRY POTTER: Excuse me Miss, where’s Miss Stewart?
LOIS: That’s not really your concern is it Potter?! Soffice to say your teacher finds herself incapable of teaching at the present time! TURN TO PAGE 394!
HERMIONE GRANGER: NO!
LOIS: WELL IN THAT CASE YOU CAN STAND IN THE HALL!
HERMIONE: But it’s not your class Miss!
LOIS: IN THE LIGHT OF MARTHA STEWART’S ILLNESS I WILL BE TAKING THIS CLASS TODAY AND YOU WILL NOT BE APART OF IT GET OUT NOW!
*Hermione leaves the room*
*In the schoolyard at lunch Danielle and Declan are arguing*
DECLAN: LOOK DANI THE WHOLE WORLD DOESN’T REVOLVE AROUND YOU!
DANIELLE: YOU SAID YOU’D COME OVER TO TEA AND NOW YOU’RE TELLING ME YOU CAN’T BECAUSE LAURA MICHAELS WANTS TO HAVE A FUCK SESSION!
DECLAN: YEAH WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? AT LEAST LAURA IS MATURE UNLIKE YOU DANI! GOD YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO HAVE A DIDDUMS ABOUT EVERYTHING!
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Hilary’s House
*Hilary is on the phone with someone*
HILARY: What do you mean Ryan hasn’t come home? Well where else could he be? LOOK JEFF YOU’RE HIS PARENT TOO NOT JUST ME! WELL IT WAS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO MAKE HIM STUDY! HEY DON’T YOU DARE TRY AND PIN THIS ON ME! YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SENT HIM BACK TO LIVE HERE ORIGINALLY IN THE FIRST PLACE! OJH RIGHT SO JUST BECAUSE THAT SLUT IS HAVING ANOTHER BABY YOUR OWN CHILDREN HAVE TO MISS OUT?! OH GROW THE FUCK UP JEFF NO ONE LIKES YOU ANYWAY!
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Post by hartleyhighfan92 on Aug 13, 2021 12:09:30 GMT
Suck shit, Roo! Hi, Lois. DIDDUMS, Danielle! WHOA, the ending with Hilary!
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