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Post by terryjuliefan on Sept 5, 2021 13:18:22 GMT
EPISODE ELEVEN
SCENE ONE: SHEILA CARTER’S HOUSE
(The deranged SHEILA CARTER played by Kimberlin Brown is fantasizing about her life as Queen of the Forrester Dynasty. We see her performing on a CATWALK all dressed in scarlet red, surrounded by DANCERS wearing black. Mist floats across the CATWALK.)
SONG: BANG-BANG (Written by Sonny Bono)
SHEILA CARTER & DANCERS: Bang-bang, you shot me down Bang-bang, I hit the ground Bang-bang, that awful sound Bang-bang, my baby shot me down
SHEILA: I was five and you were six We rode on horses made of stick I wore black and you wore white You would always win the fight
SHEILA & DANCERS: Bang-bang, you shot me down Bang-bang, I hit the ground Bang-bang, that awful sound Bang-bang, my baby shot me down
SHEILA: Seasons came and changed the time I grew up, I called you mine You would always laugh and say “Remember when we used to play?”
SHEILA & DANCERS: Bang-bang, you shot me down Bang-bang and I hit the ground Bang-bang, that awful sound Bang-bang, my baby shot me down
(STEPHANIE appears in the crowd looking po-faced.)
SHEILA: Music played and people sang Just for me the church bells rang
(BROOKE appears beside her.)
After echoes from a gun We both vowed that we’d be one
(SHEILA laughs and scoffs at them as hundreds of CAMERAS go off.)
DANCERS: Woah-oh, bang-bang! Woah-oh, bang-bang!
SHEILA: Now you’re gone I don’t know why Sometimes I cry You didn’t say goodbye You didn’t take the time to lie
SHEILA & DANCERS: Bang-bang, you shot me down Bang-bang and I hit the ground Bang-bang, that awful sound Bang-bang, my baby shot me down
(SHEILA pulls a gun on BROOKE and STEPHANIE and shoots them both. The scene blacks out.)
DONNA LOGAN: So you thought you’d murder my sister and get away with it, didn’t you? Well we’ll just see about that.
(SHEILA’S FANTASY ends as she sees DONNA LOGAN standing in her living room.)
SHEILA: I don’t know what you’re talking about? I didn’t even realize Brooke was dead.
DONNA: Oh cut the crap, you psycho bitch. You killed my sister.
SHEILA: That is a very serious accusation. Besides, why would I kill Brooke? She and I used to be best friends.
DONNA: Oh enough chatter. I am here to avenge my sister’s death so brace yourself, because now it is your time to die as well. You fucking whore!
SHEILA: What did you just call me?!
DONNA: I said you’re a whore. A prostitute! A tart! A floozy! A strumpet! You’re a motherfucking whore!
(SHEILA just flinches dreadfully.)
SHEILA: Right that’s it.
(SHEILA throws DONNA to the ground. DONNA flies back onto the sofa. SHEILA smacks DONNA across the face several times and finally goes to sock her one. DONNA kicks her off and they start wrestling with one another, all around the living room.)
DONNA: COME ON, BITCH!!! LET’S DO THIS!!!!
(SHEILA picks up an expensive looking VASE and sends it hurtling across the room where it SHATTERS into the wall. Pieces go flying everywhere. SHEILA grabs several expensive looking glasses and bottles and hurls them against the wall too.)
SFX: SMASH!!! KABLAMO!!!!
DONNA: FUCK YOU!!!!
(SHEILA grabs the WROUGHT IRON FIRE POKER and wards DONNA away with it. They wrestle with the POKER and DONNA glides over the sofa, picking up SEVERAL LAMPS and throwing them across the room. One of them goes right through the GLASS TABLE. The place is a war zone.)
SHEILA: YOU’LL PAY FOR THAT!!!!
(SHEILA swings the FIRE POKER and DONNA falls back onto the floor. DONNA moves out of the way just as SHEILA swings it toward her face.)
DONNA: MINX! RODENT FROM THE GATES OF HELL!!!! YOU IMP!!!! YOU EVIL SUCCUBUS!!!
(DONNA backs away toward the fireplace. The camera cuts away as SHEILA grabs her and bludgeons her with the FIRE POKER. It’s like Bill Sikes and Nancy from “Oliver Twist”. Outside hundreds of birds fly away into the sky.)
(CREDITS)
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Post by hartleyhighfan92 on Sept 5, 2021 13:33:29 GMT
Loved the opening sequence, but I enjoyed the huge fight between Sheila and Donna even more.
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Post by Scheppers on Sept 5, 2021 13:37:19 GMT
Loved the opening scene OH SHIT there's a catfight WHOA THE ENDING!!!!!
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Post by terryjuliefan on Sept 8, 2021 13:15:51 GMT
EPISODE TWELVE
SCENE ONE: ERINSBOROUGH HIGH SCHOOL
(KIERAIN GEANEY is currently completing his final year at ERINSBOROUGH HIGH SCHOOL when he is walking home from a long day. Suddenly HELEN DANIELS appears, following him and as he walks down a dark alley, she hops out of the car with a gun.)
KIERAIN GEANEY: Aunty Helen, what are you doing here?! What are you doing with that gun? Oh no.
HELEN DANIELS: Get in the car now. Don’t argue with me.
KIERAIN: Yes but…
HELEN: We’ll have none of that goat talk either. You will speak to me only when you are spoken to.
KIERAIN: Yes, Aunty Helen.
HELEN: Good.
(KIERAIN gets in the car and HELEN drives away somewhere to the countryside.)
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SCENE TWO: A COTTAGE IN THE COUNTRYSIDE
(HELEN orders KIERAIN into a dark room in a cottage in the countryside. She walks over to an old TV set and promptly pulls out a VHS tape with a silver cover with red, blue and yellow stripes on it. She appears to have taped some kind of show.)
KIERAIN: Aunty Helen, please, I don’t understand. What is all this about? You can’t just keep me here. Have you lost your mind? Look, I know you’ve had a rough time of it lately, but what you are doing is madness. Total madness!
HELEN: Will you stop making such a fuss? I have called you here tonight because I want you to tell me what you think about “Shortland Street”.
KIERAIN: Oh no, not another shitty horrible show I have to watch.
HELEN: Shut up and watch the tape. Or I’ll sell you into slavery.
KIERAIN: Oh my God.
(HELEN suddenly explodes, screaming from the top of her lungs.)
HELEN: WATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!
(HELEN puts in the TAPE. KIERAIN watches and just finds it disgraceful.)
KIERAIN: OH WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SLOP??? IT’S LIKE WHEN MY FRIEND WENT TO THAT RESTAURANT AND HE ORDERED CHIPS AND HIS DAD GOT LASAGNE AND THEY JUST SERVED UP A BUCKET FULL OF SLOP. I’D RATHER WATCH THE CHLOE BRENNAN SHOW. I’D RATHER WATCH WENTWORTH BACKWARDS. THIS SHOW IS A DISGRACE. HOW CAN WE AS CIVILIZED HUMAN BEINGS PRODUCE SUCH TRIPE??? THIS IS DEPLORABLE. TURN THE THING OFF OR I’M JUST GOING TO SPEW EVERYWHERE ALL OVER THE RUG. TURN IT OFF, I BEG YOU. PLEASE, SWITCH THE DARN THING OFF. FUCK IT ALL!!!! IT SHOULD BE ERASED FROM ALL EXISTENCE!!!
HELEN: I wouldn’t disagree with you there, Kierain. And unfortunately I have just stolen a nuclear weapon and planted it on the set thanks to my contacts in Port Niranda.
KIERAIN: What did you just say?!
HELEN: YES, THAT’S RIGHT. I AM GOING TO NUKE “SHORTLAND STREET”. By the time I’m finished, there’ll be nothing left but ashes.
KIERAIN: Aunty Helen, you really have lost it. You always get so worked up about these shows. But it’s just a show, you’ve got to remember. It’s only thirty minutes a day.
HELEN: Thirty minutes of “Shortland Street” can seem like an eternity. Well, no more! I am not going to stand this any longer! It’s time for this program to be cancelled indefinitely.
KIERAIN: This is lunacy. You can’t do this.
HELEN: I can do anything I like. And it’s time for “Shortland Street” to be permanently axed.
KIERAIN: No! I won’t let you do this!
(KIERAIN grabs the BIG RED BUTTON from HELEN.)
HELEN: GIVE ME THAT!!!!
KIERAIN: No!!!
(HELEN wrestles the BUTTON from KIERAIN.)
HELEN: It’s mine.
KIERAIN: No. No, please don’t. Please don’t. Helen!
HELEN: Oops.
(HELEN has just pressed the button.)
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SCENE THREE: THE SET OF SHORTLAND STREET
(The actors are in the middle of a scene when suddenly everything turns bright white. “Shortland Street” is completely nuked out of all existence.)
(CREDITS)
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Post by Scheppers on Sept 8, 2021 13:32:24 GMT
bye Shortland Street again! i WON'T miss you!
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Post by hartleyhighfan92 on Sept 8, 2021 13:35:10 GMT
It's the Shortland Street bombing once again - loved Helen going off throughout the episode and Kierain's reaction to watching the show lol
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Post by terryjuliefan on Sept 10, 2021 22:24:35 GMT
EPISODE THIRTEEN
SCENE ONE: ERINSBOROUGH HIGH CLASSROOM
(JILL DELAINE played by Morna Seres is working alone in a classroom after school at ERINSBOROUGH HIGH when suddenly HELEN DANIELS comes knocking at the door.)
JILL DELAINE: Good evening, Miss. What can I do for you?
HELEN DANIELS: It’s Mrs. Daniels, Lucy’s grandmother. Lucy is in your year and I want to talk with you about your grade for her assignment.
JILL: Oh dear. I was afraid we would be having this conversation. Why don’t you sit down, Mrs. Daniels? I’ll try not to keep you too long.
HELEN: No, thank you, Mrs. Delaine, I think I would rather stand. I worked very hard with Lucy on that project. She put a lot of effort into it, especially given everything that’s been going on.
JILL: Yes, I’m very sorry about that, but…
HELEN: She has just lost her father and her sister and her elder brother, all in one week, and now we suspect that Paul is suffering from a brain tumour. So when Lucy comes through the door in tears when you’ve marked her with a C over something that frankly should have been given a B at the very least, well I’m quite concerned. Don’t you think you’re being a bit unfair?
JILL: Well, no actually. I tell my students that they should be carefully following all of the criteria. If they submit something that doesn’t hit every dot point in the assignment, then I’m afraid I have to mark them accordingly. It’s just the way that it’s done, Mrs. Daniels. With that said, I thought she made a valiant effort and I am truly sorry for…
HELEN: Oh don’t give me that patronizing attitude. I want you to reconsider the mark that you’ve given Lucy.
JILL: Oh Mrs. Daniels, I can’t do that. Perhaps she will get a B in the next assignment if she remembers to follow the criteria, and this will have been a very good lesson for Lucy. After all, that’s what school is all about. Learning! And that includes learning from your mistakes.
HELEN: You do so enjoy taking that attitude with me, don’t you? What do you think, I was only born yesterday? Now I’m going to tell you this one more time. Given all circumstances, won’t you please consider giving Lucy a different mark?
JILL: Mrs. Daniels, please, my hands are tied.
HELEN: They will be in a minute if you don’t cooperate.
JILL: I beg your pardon?
HELEN: I’ve had enough of this ring around the Rosie with you, madam. I have tried everything within reason to negotiate with you, but some people I’m afraid are just fucking impossible.
JILL: Mrs. Daniels, please don’t swear in my classroom. It’s a filthy habit. You wouldn’t want one of the kids to overhear?
HELEN: You’re one to talk about filthy habits when apparently you’ve been smoking like a chimney outside the staffroom on your lunch breaks.
JILL: Who told you that?! Mrs. Daniels, I think it’s very unwise to listen to these rumours. They can be very damaging.
HELEN: You want to talk to me about damaging? You don’t have the slightest comprehension. I bet you go home to your nice sparkling little home with your fancy new Hoover and Fisher and Paykel washing machine, with your perfect little family and your charming little friends who are probably all gossiping behind your back, scarcely a thought for people like poor little Lucy who has just lost half of her family. I can’t stand the sight of you another minute. I’m leaving before I throw up all over your laptop.
JILL: HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME IN SUCH A WAY!!!! MRS. DANIELS, THAT IS SIMPLY JUST NOT ON!!!!
HELEN: OH POOR DIDDUMS!!!!
JILL: GET OUT AT ONCE BEFORE I DOB YOU INTO THE COPS, YOU UNREASONABLE WOMAN!!! The way you’re behaving you call yourself a dignified lady?
(HELEN slaps her right across the face. JILL gasps and goes to slap HELEN back. HELEN grabs her wrist and completely goes berserk. She begins strangling JILL right there in the classroom. She goes too far as JILL sinks to the floor. HELEN releases her and just walks out.)
(CREDITS)
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Post by hartleyhighfan92 on Sept 11, 2021 3:38:10 GMT
Loved the whole episode! Lots of back and forth arguing between the two.
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Post by Scheppers on Sept 11, 2021 6:04:16 GMT
hi Helen OH SHIT she's arguing with Jill WHOA she killed her!
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Post by terryjuliefan on Sept 11, 2021 11:22:57 GMT
EPISODE FOURTEEN
SCENE ONE: HARTLEY HIGH CLASSROOM
(Everybody pours into the classroom as BARTY THOMPSON played by Meat Loaf storms toward the front of the class.)
BARTY THOMPSON: Right, sit down and take your seats. I want to have a word with you.
KATERINA: Oh what is it this time? I just want to complete my HSC. All these teachers and their dramas!
CHARLIE: Imagine if this guy went up against Southgate.
KATERINA: Whoa! You know, I never thought of that before.
BARTY: I said SIT DOWN AND SHUT YOUR GODDAMNED MOUTHS!!!!!!!! DO ANY OF YOU WANT TO PASS YOUR HSC??? THEN THE QUICKER WE GET THIS OVER WITH, THE QUICKER WE CAN GET ON WITH IT!!!! CHRIST, how are you going to manage out there in the real world when you can’t even follow SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS?!! PISSING KIDS!!!!
(Everything goes deadly quiet. MELANIE is trembling.)
KATERINA: Don’t even think about it, Melanie.
MELANIE: One more time, Katerina, and I swear to God.
BARTY: WILL YOU SHUT UP FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE?!!!
(This is the tipping point for Melanie. She just bursts out crying. BARTY ignores her.)
DRAZIC: I’m getting this close to just giving up on this.
ANITA: Drazic, please.
BARTY: Right! Now I want you all to be honest with me when I say this because I am not happy. In fact, I am far from impressed. I and my teaching colleagues suspect that somebody at Hartley High has been going on to my Wikipedia page and making changes. And I have to tell you I have a gut feeling that it’s someone in this class. I’m going to give you an opportunity now, whoever it might be, to own up to what you did. If it is someone in this class and you fail to come forward, then I’m afraid it will be all the worse for you.
ANITA: What do you mean by that exactly, sir?
BARTY: Why? Do you know something? Speak up. So everybody can hear you!
ANITA: I don’t know who did it, sir. I’m just wondering what you meant by it.
BARTY: Well, you’ll be on detention for the remainder of the semester for a start, which is after you’ve been suspended for the following two weeks. Look, as I said before, the quicker we get through this the quicker we can get on with the class.
DRAZIC: Oh this is a total joke. I’ve had it with these teachers.
BARTY: SPEAK UP, Bogdan, so the whole class can hear you.
DRAZIC: Yeah, all right, I’ll speak up, since you asked me so politely.
BARTY: Watch it, son. I’m not in the mood for any shenanigans.
DRAZIC: AND I’VE HAD IT WITH YOURS!!! First Trunchbull gets hired by that incompetent we call our principal, who didn’t even know what she was doing to the students, and now you’re standing here accusing someone in this class, not to mention the school, of messing with your Wikipedia, LIKE WE EVEN CARE!!!! WE’RE ALL SOCIALIZING AND GETTING ON WITH OUR LIVES OR TRYING TO PASS OUR HSC!!!! AND YOU COME IN HERE ACCUSING PEOPLE OF SOMETHING THAT WAS PROBABLY PUT TOGETHER BY SOME RANDOM TROLL!!!! OR MAYBE IT WAS SOMEONE YOU FAILED AT YOUR LAST SCHOOL, WHEREVER THE HELL THAT WAS!!!! SOMEWHERE THAT PROBABLY GOT LECTURES LIKE THESE THAT DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BUT WASTE PEOPLE’S TIME!!!!
MELANIE: Hear, hear, Drazic!
DRAZIC: Thanks, Mel.
(BARTY is absolutely fuming.)
BARTY: Right, you little runt, you speak to me like that again and I’ll suspend you for a FUCKING month and force you to pick up papers with your TEETH. I have never been spoken to in such an odious manner. You’re lucky I don’t fail you on the spot, you stupid little boy.
DRAZIC: OH DO WHAT YOU LIKE, YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD, ACCUSING PEOPLE OF SHIT THEY HAVEN’T EVEN DONE. STICK YOUR CLASS AND YOUR WHOLE SCHOOL UP YOUR FUCKING ARSE!!!!!!!!
ANITA: DRAZIC, NO!!!!
DRAZIC: NO!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS DOES TO PEOPLE’S ANXIETY, BARTY THOMPSON!!!!
BARTY: OKAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!! YOU DON’T WANT TO FUCK WITH ME!!!! YOU LOOK IN MY EYES I AM THE LAST PERSON IN THE WORLD YOU EEEEEEEEEEEEEVVEERRR WANT TO FUCK WITTTTTTTTTHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (DRAZIC is beyond reaction. He just stares at BARTY like his head is about to explode.) YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!!!
MELANIE (whispering in total shock): Oh my God…
(KATERINA grabs hold of MELANIE for support. BARTY and DRAZ are just staring each other down.)
BARTY: YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER!!!! (He moves toward DRAZIC.) YOU’RE GOING TO BE IN THE FUCKING HOSPITAL IN FOUR MINUTES!!!!!!!
(DRAZ finally explodes, picks up his chair and smashes it into the window repeatedly before it finally just gives, glass raining everywhere on both sides. ANITA squeals and bursts into tears. KATERINA and MELANIE are hyperventilating. CHARLIE is as pale as a ghost.)
RYAN: Drazic, please. Come on. Don’t engage it. Don’t engage it.
BARTY: THAT IS NOT YOUR PROPERTY, YOU MOTHERFUCKING LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!!!!
DRAZIC: AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DRAZIC picks up one of the empty chairs and hurls it through the air where it smashes into the BLACKBOARD. BARTY just stands there beyond anger. DRAZIC storms out of the class.)
ANITA: Oh Drazic!!!!!
(ANITA says this, through tears.)
DRAZIC: Stick ya fucking school! I’m done!!! And everyone in this room is probably innocent too! If someone did do it though, you OWE ME NOW.
(DRAZIC slams the door. You could cut the silence with a knife. BARTY finally comes out of his shocked state.)
BARTY: Right, turn to page 410.
(CREDITS)
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Post by Scheppers on Sept 11, 2021 11:27:04 GMT
hi Barty Thompson! OH SHUT UP MELANIE!!!!!! WHOA DRAZIC!!!!! LOL Wikipedia in the 90s! LOL and he just brushes it off at the end
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Post by Bretto on Sept 11, 2021 11:42:33 GMT
Drazic just lost it LOL Nice that Barttly didn't care haha
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